hazelnut Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious hazelnut puns

An Australian man sits down in an American diner

And orders a cup of coffee. The waiter comes back and hands the man his drink. He takes a drink and calls the waiter back.

Is something the matter? Says the waiter.

Yes, said the man. I ordered a coffee, but I got a cup of hazelnut creamer.

I'm sorry for the mix up sir, but you did specifically order a cup of hazelnut coffeemate.

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Wanna hear the joke about the Chocolate hazelnut spread??

Nvm... I'm Nutellan you.

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A doctor has a regular routine...

Of visiting his local pub precisely at 5 o'clock daily. Every day the bartender prepares for his arrival by having his hazelnut daiquiri made and waiting for him. One day, the bartender goes to prepare the drink when he discovers he is all out of hazelnut. He quickly decides to use hickory hoping the doctor would not notice. The doctor comes in at 5 o'clock and taking a seat, draws a sip from the drink waiting for him. He immediately spits it out exclaiming, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No." replies the bar keep. "It's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc."

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I heard a really nice story from the hazelnut salesman

He was a new teller.

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What has a hazelnut in every bite?

SQUIRREL SHIT!

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What are the most funny Hazelnut jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Hazelnut? Well, here are the best Hazelnut dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Hazelnut pick up lines to share with friends.

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