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Hazardous Jokes

3 hazardous jokes and hilarious hazardous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hazardous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good hazardous joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I saw a woman driving with her hazards on.

And I thought to myself, "At least she's honest."

A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.
Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own sign. They agreed, and to their surprise, just days later a passing officer saw a row of cars moving very slowly past the farmer's place. The policeman approached the farm, and saw a new, hand-painted sign stating: "Nudist Colony".

Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves...

Apparently they are a choking hazard.

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