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9 haystack jokes and hilarious haystack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about haystack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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h**... use among horses have grown

But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Translated Chinese joke

Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!
Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off
Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out
Bad news: The parachute failed midair
Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him
Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with s**...t
Good news: He didn't land on the s**...t
Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either

Protip: If you're looking for a needle in a haystack...

...you should probably be more concerned about confronting your horse concerning his drug problem

Did you hear about the farmer who was a h**... addict?

He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Whenever anybody says they are trying to find a needle in a haystack, I cant help but wonder...

...who was shooting up in the barn?

The odds of getting a j**... to do any work on your farm are extremely low.

You'll have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack.

What do a haystack and an anti-vaxxer's kid have in common?

It's rare to find a needle in either of them.

Why do farmers employ h**... addicts at their farm?

To find the needle in the Haystack.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman

Found themselves aboard a plane that is about to c**.... The Englishman decides he would rather die on his own terms and yells "god save me" and jumped. Miraculously he landed on a haystack safe and sound. The Irishman, seeing this, thinks he too might as well give it a try. So he yells out loud "god save me" and jumps. He lands in a lake, safe and sound. The Scotsman now thoroughly encouraged takes a running leap and jumps out of the plane. He yells out in his thick Scottish accent "god shave me", and lands in a barbers shop.

Haystack joke, An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman

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