The Best 4 Hayfever Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hayfever jokes. There are some hayfever dyslexia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hayfever hay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hayfever Jokes and Puns

My hayfever makes me sneeze like my dairy intolerance makes me fart.

I hate my analogies.

My girlfriend has hayfever and diabetes

I try to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate, but she doesn't appreciate it.

What kind of nut has hayfever?

A cashoo!

Good thing that Michael J. Fox doesn't also suffer from Hayfever.

He's married to Tracy Pollan.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hayfever asthmatic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hayfever prescribe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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