The Best 4 Hawks Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hawks jokes. There are some hawks wnba jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hawks raptor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hawks Jokes and Puns

Three hawks had a hunting contest

The first one went and came back with blood on its beak. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that tree over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I hunted a rabbit near it".

The second one went and came back with even more blood on its beak. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that rock over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I hunted a deer near it".

The third one went and came back with blood all over him. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that lamppost over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I didn't."

You know what they're gonna say when Tony Hawk dies?

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What do you call hockey for hawks?

Hawkey

What do the Atlanta hawks and a bad powerlifter have in common?

They both have a weak bench.

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We suggest to use only working hawks atlanta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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