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Three hawks had a hunting contest
The first one went and came back with blood on its beak. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that tree over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I hunted a rabbit near it".
The second one went and came back with even more blood on its beak. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that rock over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I hunted a deer near it".
The third one went and came back with blood all over him. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that lamppost over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I didn't."
You know what they're gonna say when Tony hawk dies?
Tony Hawks Underground
What do you call hockey for hawks?
Hawkey
What do the Atlanta hawks and a bad powerlifter have in common?
They both have a weak bench.
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