The Best 9 Hawkins Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hawkins jokes. There are some hawkins davis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hawkins jenkins puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hawkins Jokes and Puns

Stephen Hawkins went on a date, he returned home upset and hurt.

She stood him up.

Stephen Hawkins goes on a date....

he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle.

She'd stood him up.

what was Steven Hawkins favourite snack?

his right shoulder

Why was Stephen Hawkins arrested when he was visiting Uganda?

Because he was looking for black holes.

What did Stephen Hawkins do when his shoes fell off?

He would re-boot


What was Stephen Hawkins favourite sport?

Watching F1

If Stephen Hawkins passes out do you take him to A&E or PC World?

Source: wife's Facebook feed

What was Stephen Hawkins Last Words?

Shutting down.

I got a hand job from Stephen Hawkins just before he died....

... It was a stroke of genius!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hawkins dictate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hawkins thompson piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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