Hawkins Jokes
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Stephen Hawkins went on a date, he returned home upset and hurt.
She stood him up.
I rolled my first joint last night!
Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
what was Steven Hawkins favourite snack?
his right shoulder
Why was Stephen Hawkins arrested when he was visiting Uganda?
Because he was looking for black holes.
What did Stephen Hawkins do when his shoes fell off?
He would re-boot
What was Stephen Hawkins favourite sport?
Watching F1
If Stephen Hawkins passes out do you take him to A&E or PC World?
Source: wife's Facebook feed
What was Stephen Hawkins Last Words?
Shutting down.
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