Hawking Jokes

Funniest Hawking Short Jokes

Short hawking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hawking humour may include short stephen hawkins jokes also.

1. Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
2. What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
3. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
4. My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
5. Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
6. Stephen Hawkings' last paper on space is finally going to published posthumously... It's about time too.
7. When my kindle reads Fifty Shades of Gray to me It's like getting an obscene phone call from Stephen Hawking
8. What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.
9. Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup
10. Steven Hawkings last words were probably 30 years ago.

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Hawking One Liners

Which hawking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hawking? I can suggest the ones about hulk and pigeon.

1. How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5
2. Jesus may have walked on water... But Stephen Hawking can run on batteries
3. What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking.
4. There is no God -Stephen Hawking, 2011 There is no Stephen Hawking God, 2018
5. Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up
6. What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing.
7. I've tried calling Stephen Hawking many times I keep getting his answering machine
8. Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding.
9. First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii? Tough year for the Electronic community.
10. Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities.
11. What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?
12. What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking
13. Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too.
14. Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white.
15. I finally got around to reading that book by Stephen Hawking. It was about time.

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Here is a list of funny stephen hawking jokes and even better stephen hawking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card? . .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart
• What do Stephen Hawking and Tony hawk have in common? The both love ramps.
• What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged
• Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed.
• Stephen Hawking If Stephen hawking started a company, What would his position in the company be?
  The Chairman
• Stephen Hawking is a very paranoid man He's always looking over his shoulder.
• Researchers rolled an assortment of vegetables down a hill to see which would travel fastest Stephen Hawking won by a landslide
• Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers.
• 2 "black" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
  What's black and screaming? stevie wonder answering the iron.
• Why did Stephen Hawking only eat meat? Because eating vegetables would be cannibalism.

Steven Hawking Jokes

Here is a list of funny steven hawking jokes and even better steven hawking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this
• It's a shame that Steven Hawking died He's been on a roll since age 21.
• Why can't Steven hawking drive Because he has no motor function
• Why is being Steven Hawking so great? Because he never gets nervous...
• What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have? AVG Antivirus
• Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day
• Why was there a gardener on duty at Steven Hawking's burial? They needed help planting the vegetable.
• Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
• Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, and Bill Nye walk into a bar. Neil and Bill look at Stephen Hawking and yell, "My God, Steven, you're cured!"
• I knew Steven hawking was sick I knew Stephen hawking was sick because my printer was having problems

Witty Hawking Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about hawking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hunchback jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hawking pranks.