The Best 5 Hawkeye Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hawkeye jokes. There are some hawkeye captain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hawkeye falcon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hawkeye Jokes and Puns

I used to underestimate Hawkeye

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Thanos : snaps away the half of the population of the universe .

Hawkeye : decides to kill some more .

Hawkeye realised he wasn't strong enough to be in the Avengers

So he handed in his too weak notice

What does Hawkeye say during a drunk fight?

I'm gonna M*A*S*H your head in.

Hawkeye lost everything when his apartment complex burned down.

He didn't have Renner's insurance.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hawkeye avengers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hawkeye iowa piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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