Hawaiian Jokes

Following is our collection of ito humor and oahu one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Hawaiian puns for adults, dirty takeover jokes or clean aca gags for kids.

There is an abundance of maui jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 44 funniest jokes on hawaiian. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hawai witze you can hear about hawaiian.

The Best jokes about Hawaiian

What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ?

Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today..

I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today...

I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting

How did the Hawaiian hipster die?

He walked on lava before it was cool.

Burned my Hawaiian pizza...

Should have put it on aloha temperature.

What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?

The floor is lava.

I almost had sex with a Hawaiian...

But I ended up prematurely evacuating.

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night..

Should have put it on aloha setting

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night

I should have put it on aloha temperature

I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night.

Must use Aloha setting.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

"Aloha Akbar!"

What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!

I'm sorry

I just burnt myself making Hawaiian pizza

I should have put it on Aloha Temperature.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maรฎtre d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

What's the favorite game played by Hawaiian children these days?

The floor is lava.

What do you call a female Hawaiian?

Miss. Isles

Hawaiian terrorists be like...

Aloha Akbar

Hawaiian Punch has a new telephone number.

It's the Punch line.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

I should have used a Aloha setting.

"How much longer are we going to have endure this erupting volcano full of hot air and gas" asked the Hawaiian

"I don't know, but turn off Twitter for a short term solution"

What do you call an assault by a Pacific Islander?

Hawaiian Punch

I overcooked my Hawaiian pizza

I should've put it on Aloha heat

What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?

Aloha Snackbar

If Saitama from One Punch Man was from Hawaii instead of Japan

Would his name be Hawaiian Punch?

What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?

"I lava you."

A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam

Aloha Snack-bar

What is a Hawaiian sex act, and coincidentally, my favorite dessert?

Coconut cream pie

What's Mario's favorite Hawaiian island?


What does a Hawaiian suicide bomber say when he walks into a building?


What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a sad Hawaiian

A tropical depression

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?


What did the Hawaiian say to the visiting school kids about Mt. Kilauea?

This blows.

What does a hawaiian terrorist say?

Aloha Akbar

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls

I guess I'm not a very good roll model

What does a Hawaiian say when they get hurt?


What do freedom fighting Wizards say to Hawaiian prisoners?


Burnt myself on a microwaved Hawaiian pizza.

Should have put it on aloha setting.

Saw a sign in a store window that read, "Only sightseeing dogs allowed."

I wonder if you put a Hawaiian shirt and a camera on your dog, if he could get in...

What did the Hawaiian wearing a hijab say as he approached the buffet?

Aloha snack-bar

What do you call a short Hawaiian comedian?

A low ha

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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