Hawaiian Jokes
72 hawaiian jokes and hilarious hawaiian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hawaiian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hawaiian Short Jokes
Short hawaiian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hawaiian humour may include short beach jokes also.
- What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes
- Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down buy overcooking a Hawaiian pizza? ###He should have cooked it at aloha temperature...
I know where the door is. - Did you know Hawaiians never laugh very loud? They just give aloha!
- Why do Hawaiian Cockroaches hate Kona Coffee so much? Because it turns them into Jitterbugs.
- If Saitama from One Punch Man was from Hawaii instead of Japan Would his name be Hawaiian Punch?
- "How much longer are we going to have endure this erupting volcano full of hot air and gas" asked the Hawaiian "I don't know, but turn off Twitter for a short term solution"
- What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner? "I lava you."
- What did the Hawaiian say to the visiting school kids about Mt. Kilauea? This blows.
- What does a Hawaiian say when they get hurt? Maui!
- What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)
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Hawaiian One Liners
Which hawaiian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hawaiian? I can suggest the ones about tropical and island.
- Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
- How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
- What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most? The floor is lava.
- What do you call it when a Jamaican chef cooks Hawaiian food? Poké, mon!
- How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? "Aloha Akbar!"
- What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin.
- What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself? Aloha Akbar!
- What do you call a female Hawaiian? Miss. Isles
- Hawaiian Punch has a new telephone number. It's the Punch line.
- Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke? Mahalo bro lights.
- What do you call an assault by a Pacific Islander? Hawaiian Punch
- What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?
- What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR
- what do call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly? A-lo-ha
- What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say? Aloha Snackbar
Hawaiian Pizza Jokes
Here is a list of funny hawaiian pizza jokes and even better hawaiian pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the best way to make a Hawaiian pizza? You don't
- Tonight saw a new record in Hawaiian deep pans Not the pizza.
- "I would like my pizza to be 1/3 Hawaiian, 1/3 meat-lovers, and 1/3 vegeterian," ...said the zombie.
- What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza.
Hawaiian Shirt Jokes
Here is a list of funny hawaiian shirt jokes and even better hawaiian shirt puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Saw a sign in a store window that read, "Only sightseeing dogs allowed." I wonder if you put a Hawaiian shirt and a camera on your dog, if he could get in...
Amusing Hawaiian Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about hawaiian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paradise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hawaiian pranks.
What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist?
Danks for da kine cold stranger!
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
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Got arrested for dancing around the store n**... advertising Hawaiian rolls
I guess I'm not a very good roll model
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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the f**...?
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
What do you call tropical wine
Hawaiian
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What do you call a short Hawaiian comedian?
A low ha
Did you hear the "current events" joke by that Hawaiian comic?
.....it was very tropical.
A woman approached one of the weird sisters in a Publix and asked: "Where can I find hamburger rolls, hotdog rolls, and Hawaiian rolls?"
The witch replied:
Aisle two, and aisle two, and aisle two
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What do you get when you cross a t**... and a Hawaiian food truck?
Aloha snack bar!
I'm sorry
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What's the difference between Sonny the Cuckoo Bird and a Hawaiian m**... addict?
Ones cuckoo for coco puffs and the other goes cuckoo for coconuts
Hawaiian missle warnings
I have a theory about the Hawaiian nuclear alarm
Someone was hungry and pressed launch.
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I almost had s**... with a Hawaiian...
But I ended up prematurely evacuating.
How do we know That The "Laze" coming from the Hawaiian volcanoes isn't really dangerous?
Because... everyone knows that laze are mostly air.
What do freedom fighting Wizards say to Hawaiian prisoners?
Alohamora!
If two Hawaiians are having a conversation on the U.S.S. Nimitz...
... do they speak carrier pidgin?
Why do all these Hawaiian seals keep getting eels stuck in their shnozes?
No one nose.
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What is a Hawaiian s**... act, and coincidentally, my favorite dessert?
Coconut cream pie
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I just burnt myself making Hawaiian pizza
I should have put it on Aloha Temperature.
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What do you call two Hawaiians making love?
Tu falafa sofa
July in Honolulu
July in Honolulu is a tough time flower-wise for making garlands. Often they run out of the desired plumerias, carnations, and orchids. When that happens, they have to make substitutions, which is why the Hawaiians refer to July's garlands as the Daisy Leis of Summer
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The first time I had s**..., my girlfriend took off my Hawaiian shirt
You can say she deflowered me.
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My Hawaiian HOA passed a noise ordinance so strict that I can't even laugh out loud.
All i can do is a low ha.
