Hawai Jokes
25 hawai jokes and hilarious hawai puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hawai that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These hilarious Hawai pizza jokes will make you laugh out loud. From dank memes to hipster puns, there’s something for everyone! Get ready to shout “ACKBAR!” when you hear these hilarious Hawai jokes.
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Funniest Hawai Short Jokes
Short hawai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hawai humour may include short hipster jokes also.
- I don't see my wife & kids anymore. It's all due to gambling. I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai'i
- Now that the eruptions on Hawai'i are being dealt with, I guess you could say... Cleanup on isle one
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Hawai One Liners
Which hawai one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hawai? I can suggest the ones about dope and cold.
- What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai? Aloha Ackbar!
- I think we all know why its called Hawaii now.. Some idiot blew up Hawai on accident
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What funny jokes about hawai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hawai pranks.
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Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.
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My Hawaiian HOA passed a noise ordinance so strict that I can't even laugh out loud.
All i can do is a low ha.
How did the Hawaiian hipster die?
He walked on lava before it was cool.
So Hawaii recently made a new law in regards to noise and the increase of noise complaints due to an uprising in loud laughter.
They now have to use a low ha
How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?
"Aloha Akbar!"
What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself?
Aloha Akbar!
Did you know Hawaiians never laugh very loud?
They just give aloha!
I went to Hawaii with my dad to get a taste of their traditional culture. They set out two bowls of their famous delicacy. When I couldnt choose which one to grab, my dad said,
"Pick your poi, son"
Why do Hawaiian Cockroaches hate Kona Coffee so much?
Because it turns them into Jitterbugs.
Hawaiian Punch has a new telephone number.
It's the Punch line.
What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?
ALOHA SNACKBAR
what do call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly?
A-lo-ha
What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?
Aloha Snackbar
They say Hawaii is the best place to go to feel like a kid again
Right now you can play "The floor is actually lava"
Hawaii got nervous but...
It missed isle
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What is a Hawaiian s**... act, and coincidentally, my favorite dessert?
Coconut cream pie
What did the Hawaiian say to the visiting school kids about Mt. Kilauea?
This blows.
What does a Hawaiian say when they get hurt?
Maui!
If two Hawaiians are having a conversation on the U.S.S. Nimitz...
... do they speak carrier pidgin?
I don't have to go to Hawaii to hang 10
I can just stand here and smile
What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist?
Danks for da kine cold stranger!
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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the f**...?
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
