Havin Jokes
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Even Mates
2 mates havin a drink: one says "If I went to your house while you were at work, shagged your wife, & she got pregnant, would that make us related?" His mate replies "Dunno, but it would definitely make us even.""
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Just to kick it off.....
This penguin is havin car trouble so he takes his car in to the shop. The mechanic tells him it's going to take a bit so he might want to go for a walk to keep him occupied. The penguin goes for a walk and buys an ice cream along the way, which is tough because he has a beak and it isn't that easy to eat ice cream. When he gets back to the shop, the mechanic says, "Whell it look like you've blown a seal!...." and the penguin says, "No I just ate some ice cream!"
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