The Best 15 Havent Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Havent jokes. There are some havent dunno jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these havent hav puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Havent Jokes and Puns

The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,

The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.

I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.

Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,

there is a stairway to heaven.

I'm never buying a Labrador...

Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?

I phoned my wife today and said...

"Pack a bag dear, I've booked us into a hotel for a few nights."

"Ooh, why's that?" she asked.

I said, "Well I've been playing poker all day, havent I!"

"Really?" she asked again in excitement, "How much have you won?"

"Nothing," I replied. "I've lost the house."

Havent joke, I phoned my wife today and said...

Sean Connery had fallen on hard times. His work had completely dried up.

Then one day out of the blue his agent rang and said "Sean, I've got a job for you. It starts tomorrow, you've got to get there early, for 10'ish." Sean frowned "For 10'ish? But I havent even got a racket!"

I applied for an accountancy job, told them I would give it 110%......

havent heard back :(


Why havent aliens visited us

They looked at the reviews, we were rated 1 star

Bought an ant farm the other year.

They are right lazy! A whole year and they havent grown me any crops yet!

Havent joke, Bought an ant farm the other year.

I havent talked to my wife in 6 months.

I got a slap the last time I interupted her.

What do u call an early bitcoin adopter?

A bitster.

Haha why havent i seen this joke yet.

Nsfw. My wife and I had not had sex in a couple months but this morning she woke up randy...

He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex.

Come to the conclusion my dads a dinosaur..

Cause everytime i mention him my mother says "heneverfuckingsawus"

Makes sence cause dinosaurs havent been around for a while either.

You can explore havent axl reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean havent prob dad jokes. There are also havent puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I miss Sears:(

Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly are feuding, and Colin Kaepernick is the new face of Nike. White people havent been this stressed since Sears closed.

I havent had sex in a while (OC)

I wouldnt say im asexual, more like a pathetic

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Two guy friends run into each other...

They haven,t seen each other in a long time. One of them urgently says: "I have been meaning to talk to you! I have two bad news for you and one bad news for me!" The other asks: " What is is it?" And the guy answers: "I think your wife is cheating on us!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the havent fiance jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working havent ive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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