The Best 8 Havana Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Havana jokes. There are some havana barbados jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these havana nicaragua puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Havana Jokes and Puns

My friend went on holiday to Havana...

...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

Apple Pie is $2.20 in Havana, $3.00 in Aruba, and $1.75 in Punta Cana...

These are the pie-rates of the Carribean

You know what's Obama doing right now?

He's Havana good time (sorry)

Havana joke, You know what's Obama doing right now?

Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...

...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?

They just opened a Gold's Gym in Havana, Cuba

I'd like to see the line for that rowing machine...


A friend asked me what it was like to holiday in Cuba.

I couldnt answer, I Havana been there before.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Havana joke, Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They say sodium a lot in Havana.

Havana ooh sodium sodium

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the havana fidel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working havana jude piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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