Havana Jokes
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My friend went on holiday to Havana...
...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
You know what's Obama doing right now?
He's Havana good time (sorry)
I've been diagnosed with Havana syndrome
Havana bad day.
Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...
...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?
They just opened a Gold's Gym in Havana, Cuba
I'd like to see the line for that rowing machine...
A friend asked me what it was like to holiday in Cuba.
I couldnt answer, I Havana been there before.
Why does Cuba not have any casinos?
They Havana no money to spend.
They say sodium a lot in Havana.
Havana ooh sodium sodium
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A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.
The Russian takes out a bottle of his best v**..., drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."
Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."
Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.
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