The Best 10 Haul Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Haul jokes. There are some haul transport jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these haul truck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Haul Jokes and Puns

I saw a cop pull over a U Haul today...

Looks like he was trying to bust a move.

Strength vs. Intelligence

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."

John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

Moving company: "You've got a lot of heavy furniture to haul. I suggest renting a moving truck."

Dad: "Why would I want to rent a truck that doesn't move?"

How to get rid of a refrigerator.

A man has an old worn-out refrigerator. He decides to buy a replacement, but the fridge still works, and he doesn't have a truck to haul it away, so he moves it to the front yard and tapes a sign to it:

"STILL WORKS. FREE."

It sits out there for a week, so the man takes the sign off and puts a different one on:

"BRAND NEW. $500 OR BEST OFFER."

A day later, someone steals it.

What's a truckers favorite kind of house?

The ones with the long haul ways!


What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How do you get other people to pay you to haul away your old junk?

Tell them it's a garage sale.

Haul joke, How do you get other people to pay you to haul away your old junk?

After hauling a deer on the back of my car, I was disappointed to find the meat had gone bad.

Guess thats what I get for putting it on the spoiler

Scientists developed a flying device that may haul food (especially boiling liquids) from one place to another...

They called it "The Caul Dron"

Worst Doctor Ever...

Dr K. Lim Haul.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the haul cruiser puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working haul freight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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