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Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture
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A lawyer boarded an airplane
in Baltimore with a box of frozen soft shell c**... and asked a stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator..
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in Sarasota Florida, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the c**... in Baltimore , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
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