The Best 16 Haters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Haters jokes. There are some haters neutrality jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these haters woman hater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Haters Jokes and Puns

My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.



They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!

For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.

Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters...

Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.

One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.

I hate two types of people...

haters and hypocrites.

Haters joke, I hate two types of people...

Haters once said Chuck Yeager would never break the sound barrier...

But he made a Machery of them.

I can't see the haters.

- Helen Keller


To all you haters out there: Kanye was not being insensitive to his disabled fans...

he was curing them.

What's the deal with Furries? Haters think there's nothing wrong with drawing cats.

But oh, when the cat becomes a femboy it's suddenly a problem.

Haters joke, What's the deal with Furries? Haters think there's nothing wrong with drawing cats.

When you start to Excel

Haters start to spreadsheet

(Not my joke)

Justin Bieber Jokes

Dear Justing Bieber Haters, Please respect him... I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2016 I was in coma for 2 months due to a terrible car accident.

One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song. So I got up.. And I turned off the radio.

I hate three things

1. Haters
2. Lists
3. Hypocrites

Haters, Amy Schumer just got another Netflix special announced, who's laughing now

^(still nobody)

You can explore haters reposts reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean haters justin dad jokes. There are also haters puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Rain Rain Go Away

That's what all my haters say.
-cumulonimbus clouds probably

Haters are like crickets

You can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet.

What's the difference between curly fries and haters?

There is no difference. They're both not straight.

Tennis players are haters.

Love means nothing to them.

What do haters like on their pizza?

Shit-talkie mushrooms!

Haters joke, What do haters like on their pizza?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the haters man hater jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working haters raider hater piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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