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I don't have 2020 vision
I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering...do I keep the letters?
It's not like I did anything
They hate that the queen moves freely.
You have to say
Leroy, please paint that wall
He is now high on my list of people I never wanna see again.
Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?
Click bait.
Grandma's fingering herself again
I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
I have this friend who went to Harvard and he just won't shut tf up about it. He's always been like this, even when we were in college together.
I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night
For example, border security.
"Write letters to the people you hate and later on you burn them."
I have done so, but now I don't know what to do with the letters...
Click bait
Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...
I'm not really a mourning person.
*I hate myself for repeating this. But I heard this when I was living in Texas.*
Two rednecks are admiring their firearms. One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
Because it's white and settles on their land.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.
"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
'Cause they hate the French press
Stupid firemen
specifically the DEA and US Customs.
can't wait to get out of prison.
Try as I might I just can't get myself to like the 200 meter dash.
I hate cops.
They know my name isnt Someone Help
The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".
A small chest with no booty.
I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.
Especially police and customs.
I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own.
but I hate punctuation
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
My Therapist told me "Write letters to the people who you hate and burn them later".
I did that.... But now what should i do with the letters???
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
......that was best slice of soup I've ever had!
Not for the gadgets or the money. I just hate my parents.
Would it kill them to write few sentences?
Because he preferred a cock-er-two!
This is my first original pirate-themed joke. I have more on the way. Love it? Hate it? Let me know!
They hate Tibet.
Because I do
The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.
They discussed me.
My girlfriend of 2 months told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and that's not even a real magazine. So I packed my bags and left her.
Especially when they try to let you down gently.
"It's not you, it's me" "I just need some space" "We can still be cousins".
Stupid firemen.
Because I really hate marathons
She slaps him and tells him to go say that to his grandma.
He goes to his grandma and says "look, I'm a white man". She slaps him too and tells him to go tell his father.
He goes to his father and says "look dad, I'm a white man" He slaps him too and asks "what have you learned?"
The boy says, "I've only been white two minutes and I already hate you black bastards."
Instead of saying "Black paint" I now have to say "Jamal please paint"
They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
She was a lesbian.
It's awesome
"Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"
She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."
Because they don't want de dust 2 get in their eyes.
"These bloody immigrants come over here. They're up to no good, right? I hate these bloody immigrants. They need to go back to where they came from."
His friend replies with "But why do you hate them so much?"
The British man replies, "I'll tell you why I hate them, I'll tell you why. It's because they're not even trying to be British. That's why. They don't even TRY to be British. They come here, and bring their own bloody culture. They bring their own food, spit their own bloody languages, try to take over the whole bloody place."
His friend replies with "Well, that sounds British to me"
On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.
I just think marathons are *way* too much running
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
"I hate you, I want a divorce! Get out!"
As he walks out the door she screams: "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
Husband says: "So wait a minute, now you want me to stay?"
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult.
If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.
They hate plaque buildup.
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