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Leroy, please paint that wall
I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering...do I keep the letters?
They hate that the queen moves freely.
It's awesome
Instead of saying "Black paint" I now have to say "Jamal please paint"
A small chest with no booty.
They hate Tibet.
'Cause they hate the French press
Because he preferred a cock-er-two!
This is my first original pirate-themed joke. I have more on the way. Love it? Hate it? Let me know!
I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own.
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They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
"Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"
She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."
Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
Because it's white and settles on their land.
They know my name isnt Someone Help
Click bait
She slaps him and tells him to go say that to his grandma.
He goes to his grandma and says "look, I'm a white man". She slaps him too and tells him to go tell his father.
He goes to his father and says "look dad, I'm a white man" He slaps him too and asks "what have you learned?"
The boy says, "I've only been white two minutes and I already hate you black bastards."
can't wait to get out of prison.
I'm not really a mourning person.
I hate cops.
But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.
One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
specifically the DEA and US Customs.
They discussed me.
Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...
"I hate you, I want a divorce! Get out!"
As he walks out the door she screams: "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
Husband says: "So wait a minute, now you want me to stay?"
She was a lesbian.
Especially when they try to let you down gently.
"It's not you, it's me" "I just need some space" "We can still be cousins".
Click bait.
Not for the gadgets or the money. I just hate my parents.
"Write letters to the people you hate and later on you burn them."
I have done so, but now I don't know what to do with the letters...
Because I really hate marathons
The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".
"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
My girlfriend of 2 months told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and that's not even a real magazine. So I packed my bags and left her.
Especially police and customs.
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
My Therapist told me "Write letters to the people who you hate and burn them later".
I did that.... But now what should i do with the letters???
Because they don't want de dust 2 get in their eyes.
I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.
Grandma's fingering herself again
Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?
but I hate punctuation
If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.
On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.
Would it kill them to write few sentences?
Because I do
Try as I might I just can't get myself to like the 200 meter dash.
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
......that was best slice of soup I've ever had!
I just think marathons are *way* too much running
I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night
I don't have 2020 vision
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
He is now high on my list of people I never wanna see again.
For example, border security.
Stupid firemen.
I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
Stupid firemen
I have this friend who went to Harvard and he just won't shut tf up about it. He's always been like this, even when we were in college together.
It's not like I did anything
"These bloody immigrants come over here. They're up to no good, right? I hate these bloody immigrants. They need to go back to where they came from."
His friend replies with "But why do you hate them so much?"
The British man replies, "I'll tell you why I hate them, I'll tell you why. It's because they're not even trying to be British. That's why. They don't even TRY to be British. They come here, and bring their own bloody culture. They bring their own food, spit their own bloody languages, try to take over the whole bloody place."
His friend replies with "Well, that sounds British to me"
Because he's a bad parallel Parker
Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."
Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"
Poodle: "That's not gonna work"
Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"
Poodle: "...No"
Chihuahua: "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!"
...but please don't call me anti-Symantec
They're the WURST!
They say I'm very un-cool
It just doesn't make cents.
Me: of course he is!
Son: β’sniffleβ’ but I stayed up all night and he didn't come
Me: aw, buddy, β’kneels downβ’ he must really hate you then
...Soda pressing.
so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.
Especially police and customs officers.
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