Hatchet Jokes
6 hatchet jokes and hilarious hatchet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hatchet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Hatchet Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good hatchet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What tool do you use to open an egg?
A hatchet
Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth?
It was accidental.
How do you get an axe out of an egg?
You hatchet!
My ex wife and I have decided to quit arguing and bury the hatchet.
Now we just have to decide whether it should be in her chest or mine!
What is black and white and red all over?
A nun with a hatchet in her head
How does a hen open an egg?
With a hatchet.
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