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Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"

I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

What did Windows XP said in its end of support?

Hasta La Vista

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We're doing Spanish jokes now?

My buddy told me this one:
¿Como se cambie el s**... de un burro?
Enciérralo en un cuarto hasta que se aburra.

What's "Hasta la vista, baby" in Italian?

Pasta la pizza, baby

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic?

Hasta last vista, baby.

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