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Oldest YOUR MOM Joke

CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
an e**... soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!
From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew.

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German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"
The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning."

What's "Hasta la vista, baby" in Italian?

Pasta la pizza, baby

If my visit to England hast taught me anything,..

It's that smoking makes you gay, apparently.

If you hasten the dalai lama...

You end up with a dilemma.

Why did the hastily constructed clock tower collapse?

There wasn't a big enough time frame.

I don't always listen to Rammstein, but when I do

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