The Best 19 Hassle Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Hassle jokes. There are some hassle legoless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hassle pension puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Hassle Jokes and Puns
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar
and ordered a drink.
Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, the actor replied.
Sure, the bartender said, no hassle.
David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."
His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."
David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on.
Agent: Sure David. No hassle.
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar..
It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff , said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, if it's not too much trouble , he replied.
Sure , said the bartender, no hassle .
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and orders a drink.
It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, says the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, he replied.
Sure, said the bartender, No hassle.
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'?
He couldn't be bothered with the hassle
A man gets married and decides to set some ground rules..
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride thought for a minute and replied, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
This Vietnamese couple I knew got married...
Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyแป n-Nguyแป n situation.
My ex-girlfriend made a really great cake the other day
Getting her legs to fit in the oven was a real hassle, though.
Women are like boats
I'd rather pay for the occasional ride than go through the hassle of having my own.
My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle...
It was a Nguyแป n-Nguyแป n situation.
You can explore hassle difficulties reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hassle spare dad jokes. There are also hassle puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
"Who's that over there talking to himself?" I asked the barman in the pub.
"That's Bill," He replied. "He comes in every dinner time and sits and has a drink with his imaginary wife."
"Is he a loony?" I asked.
"What makes you say that?" He laughed.
"Why else would you have an imaginary wife?" I replied, "an imaginary girlfriend would be far less hassle, and you'd still get regular sex."
A police officer arrests a drunk man
After minutes of hassle getting the man in the police car, they're finally ready to go.
The officers turns around and says "Please fasten your seatbelt".
The man smirks and says "It's ok. Nobody will pull us over"
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar.
Bartender: What can I get you Mr Hasselhoff?
David: I want you to call me David Hoff.
Bartender: Okay David Hoff, no hassle.
David Hasslehoff walks into a Glasgow pub
And barman says "what will it he Mr Hasslehoff"
David says, please it's just "Hoff"
And the barman replies "sure nae Hassle, Hoff"
I'm a tire in real life
It's a wheel hassle.
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman...
..."I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies:
"Sure thing Dave... no hassle."
Did you hear why David Hasselhoff shortened his name to just Hoff?
Because he couldn't handle the hassle...
I work at a tree stand, and had to my first return today.
I was worried that it might be a hassle, but it turned out pine.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hassle tiresome jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working hassle hassel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.