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Funniest Hasselhoff Short Jokes

Short hasselhoff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hasselhoff humour may include short ska jokes also.

1. David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."
2. David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on. Agent: Sure David. No hassle.
3. David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and orders a drink. It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, says the bartender.
   Just call me Hoff, he replied.
   Sure, said the bartender, No hassle.
4. Why did david hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'? He couldn't be bothered with the hassle
5. I just heard that David Hasselhoff sold part of his name for $10 million. I just hope it was worth the Hassel
6. David Hasselhoff just changed his name to "David Hoff" If anything, it's less of a hassel.
7. So a few years ago David Hasselhoff said to his agent "I just want to be known as The Hoff" His agent replied "no Hassel"
8. David Hasselhoff walks into a bar. Bartender: What can I get you Mr Hasselhoff?
   David: I want you to call me David Hoff.
   Bartender: Okay David Hoff, no hassle.
9. David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ..."I want you to call me David Hoff".
   The barman replies:
   "Sure thing Dave... no hassle."
10. Did you hear why David Hasselhoff shortened his name to just Hoff? Because he couldn't handle the hassle...

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Hasselhoff One Liners

Which hasselhoff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hasselhoff? I can suggest the ones about david hasselhoff and ring.

1. David Hasselhoff changed his name to "The Hoff". He couldn't deal with all the *Hassel*
2. "Mister Gorbatschow, tear down this wall!" -David Hasselhoff
3. How did David Hasselhoff attract the women in his n**... photography class By showing hoff

David Hasselhoff Jokes

Here is a list of funny david hasselhoff jokes and even better david hasselhoff puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did David Hasselhoff change his name? It was just too much of a Hassel.
  Cringes all around!

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