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David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."

His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."


David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on.

Agent: Sure David. No hassle.


Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'?

He couldn't be bothered with the hassle


Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate.

Don't believe me? Just wait until later.


David Hasselhoff just changed his name to "David Hoff"

If anything, it's less of a hassel.


A young boy asks his grandfather

A young boy asks his grandfather:

"What's the most common English expression?"

The Grandfather, full of wisdom, says, "I love baseball and apple pie."

Puzzled, the boy shrugs it off and continues.

"So, what's the most common German expression?"

Without skipping a beat, the Grandfather says, "David Hasselhoff is the best."

The boy wrinkles his nose in disbelief, but presses on.

"OK then, what's the most common French expression?"

Suddenly, the Grandfather stops. He looks worried. He hesitates, wringing his hands in concentration. He begins to speak, but can't get the words out. His confidence gone, he quietly mutters...

"I give up."


So a few years ago David Hasselhoff said to his agent "I just want to be known as The Hoff"

His agent replied "no Hassel"


David Hasselhoff changed his name to "The Hoff".

He couldn't deal with all the *Hassel*


David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff

because he couldn't be bothered with the Hassel


How did David Hasselhoff attract the women in his nude photography class

By showing hoff


David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman...

..."I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies:
"Sure thing Dave... no hassle."


Did you hear why David Hasselhoff shortened his name to just Hoff?

Because he couldn't handle the hassle...


Why did David Hasselhoff change his name?

It was just too much of a Hassel.

Cringes all around!


Why did David Hasselhoff pour liquid nitrogen in hos ass?

he was freezing his assholehoff


"Mister Gorbatschow, tear down this wall!"

-David Hasselhoff


How many Hoffs would a Hasselhoff Hass if a Hasselhoff could Hass Hoffs

A Hasselhoff would Hass as many Hoffs as a Hasselhoff could Hass.


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