Hasselhoff Jokes

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David Hasselhoff walked into a bar

and ordered a drink.

Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.

Just call me Hoff, the actor replied.

Sure, the bartender said, no hassle.

David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."

His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."

David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on.

Agent: Sure David. No hassle.

Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'?

He couldn't be bothered with the hassle

I just heard that David Hasselhoff sold part of his name for $10 million.

I just hope it was worth the Hassel

David Hasselhoff just changed his name to "David Hoff"

If anything, it's less of a hassel.

A young boy asks his grandfather

A young boy asks his grandfather:

"What's the most common English expression?"

The Grandfather, full of wisdom, says, "I love baseball and apple pie."

Puzzled, the boy shrugs it off and continues.

"So, what's the most common German expression?"

Without skipping a beat, the Grandfather says, "David Hasselhoff is the best."

The boy wrinkles his nose in disbelief, but presses on.

"OK then, what's the most common French expression?"

Suddenly, the Grandfather stops. He looks worried. He hesitates, wringing his hands in concentration. He begins to speak, but can't get the words out. His confidence gone, he quietly mutters...

"I give up."

So a few years ago David Hasselhoff said to his agent "I just want to be known as The Hoff"

His agent replied "no Hassel"

David Hasselhoff changed his name to "The Hoff".

He couldn't deal with all the *Hassel*

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman...

..."I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies:
"Sure thing Dave... no hassle."

How did David Hasselhoff attract the women in his nude photography class

By showing hoff

Did you hear why David Hasselhoff shortened his name to just Hoff?

Because he couldn't handle the hassle...

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