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Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
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Maths Question (Muslim version)
Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the e**...?
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What do you call an Arab that's never had s**...?
Hassan Bin Laid
Roll call in the Middle East
Teacher: Asghar?
Asghar: Here!
Teacher:Hassan?
Hassan: Present!
Teacher: Rahal?
Rahal: A present, count to four!
Teacher: Don't you mean 'present and accounted for'?
Rahal: No. Count to two.
Teacher: What do you- BOOM!
Mustapha is walking with his wife.
Hassan his friend notices that his wife is walking in front of him and asks: "You know the koran says that the man should walk infront of the wife"? Mustapha:" I am aware what the koran says but this is a minefield".
A lot of people in Iran think that president, Hassan Rouhani went way over the line when he threatened the US with the mother of all wars in his latest speech.
In fact they are so concerned about the angry Twitter response from president Trump that they are going to set up their own 'Mullah investigation' to look into the matter.
Hassan Minaj tells all his jokes in the same format.
Thats like if every Stephen King book was just the same mad lib filled in differently.
I recognize someone who worked with Al-Quaeda
He's Hassan Ben Jaild
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