Hasidic Jew Jokes
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- Why should you never mix Non-Orthodox and Orthodox Jews? Because one is basic, and the other is Hasidic.
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Hasidic Jew One Liners
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- I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew. The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots.
- I'm just a basic Jew... ...but if things go sour, I might become Hasidic.
- Do Hasidic Jews like Acidic Juice?
- Where does a Hasidic Jew get his hair cut? The hair shalom
- What's a drink with hasidic properties? Orange\-Jews
- Why don't Orthodox Jews drink lemonade? Its a little too Hasidic for them.
- Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox.
- Why are Jews like oranges? They're both naturally Hasidic.
- Why was the Jew sour? Because he was Hasidic.
- What do you call a group of African American Hasidic Jews? Black Sabbath
- What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one.
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What's the difference between an orange and the Torah?
One can make acidic juice and the other can make Hasidic Jews
(Just made this up today)
Four nuns about to take their vows..
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?"
"We're from the groom's family."