The Best 5 Hasid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hasid jokes. There are some hasid kids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hasid sheet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hasid Jokes and Puns

Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely?

Because they are unorthodox.

What did the Hasidic Rabi say when he caught another man in bed with his wife?

"HOLY SHEET!"

What do Hasidic kids dress up as for Halloween?

One eyed ghosts.

Do Hasidic Jews like Acidic Juice?

Where does a Hasidic Jew get his hair cut?

The hair shalom


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hasid holy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hasid rabbi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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