The Best 22 Hashtag Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hashtag jokes. There are some hashtag sega jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hashtag twitter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hashtag Jokes and Puns

When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag

Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message

A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign

which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery

hashtag nofilter

Hashtag joke, I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery

Why do they call # hashtag and not pound

Because feminists wouldn't appreciate PoundMeToo movement.

I once made a small hashtag out of glass...

It weighed a pound and was a little sharp.


Drinking water in africa

hashtag nofilter

When my parents were growing up it was pound not hashtag

Good thing it changed too because otherwise pound metoo would have sent a wrong message

Hashtag joke, When my parents were growing up it was pound not hashtag

Considering that the hashtag is also called the pound key

#MeToo is just asking for it

I remember when the hashtag symbol was the pound symbol...

With that in mind... #metoo

The world of hashtags is very accepting

i mean, #include is the most used hashtag.

Kids these days be like..

Hashtag, you're it

You can explore hashtag quidditch reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hashtag tumblr dad jokes. There are also hashtag puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Found out the paper in my favorite jeans is made from hemp.

Hashtag Hashtag

hashtag

probably doesn't involve a lot of running.

Yo mamma is like a hashtag...

Trendy and overused.

I was using hashtags before it was even a quarter of the size it is now...

+hipster

What's a potato's favorite game?

Hash-tag.

Hashtag joke, What's a potato's favorite game?

My kids are so addicted to Twitter they got me this crappy mug for fathers day

What kind of hashtag is "world's hashtag 1 dad"?

What hashtag does Star Wars characters use, when they have been sexually assaulted?

If we need a fun new hashtag for global warming...

#Brrrrrrexit


What do you call a mean hashtag?

A harshtag

#NeverHillary

Hashtag was started by Bill Clinton when he was asked about who he would have sex with.

What's the most common hashtag on elephant Twitter?

#NeverForget

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hashtag poundmetoo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hashtag metoo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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