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Hashtag Jokes

38 hashtag jokes and hilarious hashtag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hashtag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get in on the latest trend of Instagram hashtag jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud. Learn how to craft witty one-liners, clever puns, and memorable effusions that will have you and your followers rolling with laughter. Discover the best hashtag jokes from Instagram, YouTube, Quidditch and beyond. Pound the hashtag and let the hilarity ensue!

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Funniest Hashtag Short Jokes

Short hashtag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hashtag humour may include short twit jokes also.

  1. When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message
  2. A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward
  3. Why do they call # hashtag and not pound Because feminists wouldn't appreciate PoundMeToo movement.
  4. When my parents were growing up it was pound not hashtag Good thing it changed too because otherwise pound metoo would have sent a wrong message
  5. Last year, the kids at the beach were all using hashtags in their photos... This year, they will be using toe tags...
  6. What do you call a mean hashtag? A harshtag
  7. What's the most common hashtag on elephant Twitter? #NeverForget
  8. Finally I found out how hashtags work #hashtag # hashtags #work #how #found
  9. What hashtag did the bookcase on Instagram use? #shelfie
  10. I was arrested after using Twitter to buy drugs hashtag

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Hashtag One Liners

Which hashtag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hashtag? I can suggest the ones about tags on and tweet.

  1. I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter
  2. I once made a small hashtag out of glass... It weighed a pound and was a little sharp.
  3. Drinking water in africa hashtag nofilter
  4. Considering that the hashtag is also called the pound key #MeToo is just asking for it
  5. I remember when the hashtag symbol was the pound symbol... With that in mind... #metoo
  6. How do you tell the price of a hashbrown? With a hashtag
  7. The world of hashtags is very accepting i mean, #include is the most used hashtag.
  8. How do budtenders mark which strain is which? Hashtags
  9. Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it
  10. hashtag probably doesn't involve a lot of running.
  11. Yo mamma is like a hashtag... Trendy and overused.
  12. I was using hashtags before it was even a quarter of the size it is now... +hipster
  13. Ten years ago, hashtags were read as pound.. Puts a whole new spin on #meToo
  14. What's a potato's favorite game? Hash-tag.
  15. If we need a fun new hashtag for global warming... #Brrrrrrexit

Hashtag For Jokes

Here is a list of funny hashtag for jokes and even better hashtag for puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Hashtag. A game you play in the quad of any state college...
  • #METOO Many adults still read the symbol # as 'pound,' not 'hashtag' so imagine their surprise to learn a movement meant to bring awareness to s**... assault and harassment was named 'pound me too,'
  • Found out the paper in my favorite jeans is made from h**.... Hashtag Hashtag
  • My kids are so addicted to Twitter they got me this c**... mug for fathers day What kind of hashtag is "world's hashtag 1 dad"?
  • What hashtag does Star Wars characters use, when they have been s**... assaulted?
  • #NeverHillary Hashtag was started by Bill Clinton when he was asked about who he would have s**... with.
  • What do you call the price tickets at the m**... dispensary? Hash-tags!
  • What hashtag do cows use when s**... abused? \#Memoo
Hashtag joke, What hashtag do cows use when s**... abused?

Hilarious Hashtag Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about hashtag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean name tag jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hashtag pranks.

Hashtag joke, Yo mamma is like a hashtag...