Hashanah Jokes
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True Rosh Hashanah story
This is an actual conversation between my non-Jewish friend and his Jewish wife many years ago, before his first time going to High Holiday services:
Husband: So, can you tell me what to expect at Rosh Hashanah services?
Wife: It's a great ceremony. The best part is when they blow the shofar!
H: I'll drive.
Probably 30 years later and it still makes me laugh. And they're still together.
My girlfriend asked her why I always volunteer to drive her around on Rosh Hashanah...
I dunno, I just heard they always blow the shofar.
An orthodox Rabbi walks into a restaurant...
It's not a kosher place, but he thinks what the h**..., why not? He asks for a seat outside.
He looks at the menu, and decides if he's gonna eat non-Kosher food, he's going to do it in the biggest way possible. He orders a whole, roasted suckling pig, complete with multiple sauces and an apple in its mouth.
The dish comes out, and just as the waiter is setting it as his table, the rabbi sees one of his congregants walking towards him on the sidewalk. The rabbi is terrified of being caught.
Panicking, he shouts out would you look how they serve an apple here??
Source: my grandpa's joke, told almost every Rosh Hashanah
The day before Rosh Hashanah...
can be called adam's eve.
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