Hash Brown Jokes
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What is a s**...'s favorite food?
Hash browns.
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What do you call a hash brown trying too hard to be s**...?
A tater thot.
Did you hear about the mean hash brown running for president?
He is such a dictator.
These Seniors Couldn't Get The $2.99 Special Without Eggs, So They Did Something Genius
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Senior Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said, "but I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay more for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.
"Yes," said the waitress.
"I'll take the special, then," my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
Don't mess with Seniors!
Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison.
Hash browns.
What did Rammstein say to the waitress?
Du, Du Has, Du Hash browns cost extra?
-&y (yeah mine)
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