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- What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein? One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.
- How many Harvey Weinsteins does it take to change a lightbulb? That light bulb will change itself right in front of him if she knows what's good for her.
- I hear Harvey Weinstein's call sheet has been blowing up lately. Apparently the Republican Party wants him to run for President.
- Growing up in the film industry, Harvey Weinstein was a huge influence for me. He really touched me.
- What's the difference between Harvey Weinstein and EA? EA only sticks their hands in your pants if you have money in your pockets.
- Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank. Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.
- What are the best and worst things about sleeping with Harvey Weinstein? The roles, and the rolls.
- Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ... Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?
- Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it? The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."
- Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake. Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.
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- What's the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein
- It's so cold... Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.
- What do Harvey Weinstein and Macy's have in common? Little boys pants, half off
- "At first if you don't succeed, try, try again" - Harvey Weinstein
- Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice? The Rapier.
- Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein Road Movie "Fiddlers on the roofies"
- Turns out that Harvey Weinstein has cancer... Malignant male-anoma
- Which movie Harvey Weinstein would have loved to produce? The Great Gosby
- Was Harvey Weinstein arrested today? He looked rather tense.
- What is Harvey Weinstein's favorite sword? The Rapier.
- How many accussers does it take to change the light bulb in Harvey Weinstein's cell
- Why does Ajit Pai bring Harvey Weinstein to parties?
- Alright, so Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Amy Schumer walk into a bar...
- Harvey Weinstein's career
- Yo mama so fat... ...she sat on Harvey Weinstein's casting couch and broke it.
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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
Why did Harvey Weinstein attend the Women's March?
It was a target-rich environment.
In the original 'Good Will Hunting' script, there is a surprise gay s**... scene between the two straight leads. It was purposely put there as a test to see if studios actually read the script. Harvey Weinstein was the only producer who mentioned the scene
Weinstein said that the s**... scene usually takes place before he approves a movie
I hear Harvey Weinstein has been fired from his own company.
Maybe he'll go to work for the TSA.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein?
Bill Cosby weighs less and is Black.
I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal.
Never hire a board of directors.
What's the difference between a catfish and Harvey Weinstein?
One's a s**...-s**... bottom-dweller. The other's a fish.
Harvey Weinstein was going to do a remake of the movie "Brigham Young"...
He kept referring to it as, "bring 'em young"
Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history, but I think they're forgetting that h**... is the worst person in history
I mean if he finished what he started, we wouldn't have to deal with Weinstein
Did you hear about Harvey Weinsteins new job?
He'll water your plants for direct eye contact.
What do you call Harvey Weinstein, when he gets lazy.
A casting couch potato.
Bill Cosby, Anthony w**... and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar
Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve w**......"
Whats the first thing Harvey Weinstein does after s**...?
Wipes the pepper spray out of his eyes...
What makes Harvey Weinstein and Bill O'Reilly the same?
They both made millions off fictional entertainment.
Who is Harvey Weinstein's favorite magician?
David Coppafeel
Harvey Weinstein had a dream job.
A weird s**... fantasy one,but a dream nonetheless.
Harley Morenstein has teamed up with a top Hollywood producer to create an Epic Meal Time spin off...
Introducing... Harvey Weinstein, in... Epic Feel time!
What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?
The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious b**....
Louie C.K., Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey walk into a bar.
Needless to say, everyone was r**....
Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?
Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.
Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.
Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.
Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.
Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.
Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!
What do Stephen paddock and Harvey Weinstein have in common?
They both love to make girls scream from their hotel room.
What's the worst thing you could possibly hear after giving Harvey Weinstein a b**...?
"I'm not Harvey Weinstein"
Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, and all the other people that no one will be hiring should start a band
They could be the next super g**...
Do you know why Harvey Weinstein likes to buy cheap screws?
They are the only things he can get to s**...
If an actress gives birth to Harvey Weinsteins Baby...
would it be a #metoo-product?
I really liked Harvey Weinstein's speech about s**... misconduct
It was very touching
What does Harvey Weinstein call his Glory hole?
A Harvey Wallbanger
How does Harvey Weinstein log out of his PC?
Ctrl+F then Enter
Harvey Weinstein Started a Karen O Tribute Band
They call themselves the "No Means Yeahs"
Harvey Weinstein just turned himself in to the police station:
Police Chief: "I understand your intentions, but please pull up your pants"...
What's the difference between Abraham Lincoln and Harvey Weinstein?
Actors don't miss Weinstein
A young boy dreamt of touching the stars.
He grew up and his dream came true. That boys name? Harvey Weinstein.
I have a joke for when Harvey Weinstein goes to prison...
...but it's still a bit p**....
What's Harvey Weinstein's favourite type of olive oil?
Extra v**....
Harvey Weinstein joke with journalists
Journalist: Were those n**... photos of you that the jury looked at?
Harvey Weinstein: No, it was p**... !
