Harvey Jokes

Funniest Harvey Short Jokes

Short harvey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harvey humour may include short harvey weinstein jokes also.

1. What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein? One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.
2. What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey
   
   \*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*
3. Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel. It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
4. Is it too soon to say a Hurricane Harvey joke Or should I just wait for everything to blow over?
5. I hear Harvey Weinstein's call sheet has been blowing up lately. Apparently the Republican Party wants him to run for President.
6. Growing up in the film industry, Harvey Weinstein was a huge influence for me. He really touched me.
7. My wife called me when I was out of town and told be about the 13 inches she got from Harvey last night. I didn't know hurricanes could reach North Dakota...
8. Experts are now saying that Hurricane Harvey... is the worst disaster to hit the United States since last November!
9. Why was Batman in Texas trying to stop the Hurricane? Because it kept leaving Harvey Dents everywhere
10. My work colleagues and I had a debate about who we thought America's most notorious assassin was. Lee Harvey Oswald won by a long shot.

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Harvey One Liners

Which harvey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harvey? I can suggest the ones about steve harvey and hurricane harvey.

1. I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey But I am scared my inbox will be flooded
2. Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now
3. The Universal Miss award goes to Steve Harvey.
4. Did you hear about Steve Harvey's new job? Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.
5. What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey
6. And best picture goes to... La La Land - Steve Harvey
7. Did you hear about the big fight Steve Harvey had with his wife? It was a family feud.
8. What's harvey price's favourite gas? Carbon Mongoxide
9. What's the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein
10. Who hits Houston harder? Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.
    ~Probably too soon.
11. And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey
12. It's so cold... Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.
13. Every Half Dollar is Lee Harvey Oswald Cus each one has a headshot of Kennedy
14. What do Harvey Weinstein and Macy's have in common? Little boys pants, half off
15. What did Harvey Dent do after he got out of prison? He became a dentist...

Harvey Weinstein Jokes

Here is a list of funny harvey weinstein jokes and even better harvey weinstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank. Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.
• What are the best and worst things about sleeping with Harvey Weinstein? The roles, and the rolls.
• Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ... Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?
• Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it? The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."
• Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake. Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.
• "At first if you don't succeed, try, try again" - Harvey Weinstein
• What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein? Bill Cosby weighs less and is Black.
• I hear Harvey Weinstein has been fired from his own company. Maybe he'll go to work for the TSA.
• A young boy dreamt of touching the stars. He grew up and his dream came true. That boys name? Harvey Weinstein.
• What makes Harvey Weinstein and Bill O'Reilly the same? They both made millions off fictional entertainment.

Steve Harvey Jokes

Here is a list of funny steve harvey jokes and even better steve harvey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Family Feud must be a really hard show to work on Steve Harvey is always asking for cervezas.
• Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names.
• TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake.
• What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
• Do you know what the Steve Harvey autobiography is called? Neither does his publisher. He gave it a title, but then took it back.
• What do you call Steve Harvey with hair? Weave Harvey
• I'm glad Steve Harvey didn't host new years eve. I don't think I'm ready for it to be 2017 yet.
• "Your GPA last semester was a 4.0" \- Steve Harvey
• Warren Beatty Moonlights as Steve Harvey.
• Oscars night, Leonardo DiCaprio walks to the stage... Steve Harvey follows suit...

Hurricane Harvey Jokes

Here is a list of funny hurricane harvey jokes and even better hurricane harvey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A tree fell on our car during the recent Hurricane, and my dad won't get it repaired. He even named the damage. Harvey Dent
• When someone brings up Hurricane Harvey even though that meme's been dead for a year now.
• North Korea is a lot like Hurricane Harvey The biggest threat in the ocean until some bigger issue comes from the East.
• What's the difference between Trump and Hurricane Harvey? One is a storm wreaking havoc across the nation. The other is Hurricane Harvey.
• We all know the devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey And it is time for Hurricane Batman to take the blame for it.
• What did NASA have to say about Hurricane Harvey? *Kzzzzz* Houston, we have a problem.
• Observation: hurricanes lately have hit places that fit their names (Maria/Jose - Spanish speaking Caribbean. Irma - retiree Florida. Harvey - Texas) Conclusion: name all hurricanes "Santa Claus"
• State of Emergency: Circus Fire Rages in Texas, Deadlier than Hurricane Harvey Everyone died
  Jk it was intense (in tents)
• What is this "hurricane harvey" Here in the north we call it the war of Atlantic aggression
• How do you measure Hurricane Harvey? With a Moral Barometer

Lee Harvey Jokes

Here is a list of funny lee harvey jokes and even better lee harvey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common? They never miss a shot
• Lee Harvey Oswald walks into a bar... and shoots some Jack
• What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK

Harvey Wallbanger Jokes

Here is a list of funny harvey wallbanger jokes and even better harvey wallbanger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the favourite drink in Texas right now? Harvey Wallbanger

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