Harvester Jokes
5 harvester jokes and hilarious harvester puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harvester that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Welcome to the world of harvester jokes! Read a collection of rib-tickling jokes that bring combine harvesters, International Harvesters, wheat pickers, Deere and other farming equipment to the table. Laugh away with your friends and family!
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What is a good harvester joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A dying grandma tells her grandchild....
A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."
In the divorce court today
In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her.
He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester.
"Bill to ban shark fin harvesting", and "Bill to increase minimum wage" and "Bill to help ease the burden of Vets"...with all these good things happening, it makes me wonder...
...why did he wait so long?
I used to weep over my poor apple harvest.
Then I grew a pear.
Potatoes For Everyone!
A party official asks a farmer how things are going, and the farmer replies that the harvest is so bountiful that the potatoes would reach the ''foot of God'' if piled on top of one another.
''But this is the Soviet Union,'' says the commissar, ''there is no God here.'' The farmer replies, ''That's all right, there are no potatoes, either.''
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