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Harvey Weinstein joke with journalists

Journalist: Were those nude photos of you that the jury looked at?

Harvey Weinstein: No, it was Playboy !

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Now that Harvey Weinstein's career in Hollywood is over, he should move to Houston.

Houston is used to getting fucked by Harvey.

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Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history, but I think they're forgetting that Hitler is the worst person in history

I mean if he finished what he started, we wouldn't have to deal with Weinstein

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What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?

The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious Basterds.

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How do you harvest crops in the winter?

With an ice sickle

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How many Harvey Weinsteins does it take to change a lightbulb?

That light bulb will change itself right in front of him if she knows what's good for her.

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Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank.

Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.

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What's Harvey Price's favourite gas?

Carbon Mongoxide

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What did Harvey Dent do after he got out of prison?

He became a dentist...

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What do Harvey Weinstein and Macy's have in common?

Little boys pants, half off

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Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it?

The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."

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I really liked Harvey Weinstein's speech about sexual misconduct

It was very touching

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Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice?

The Rapier.

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Why can't Harvey Weinstein and Brett Ratner get work?

They're fucking amateurs.

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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated in his potted plant so many times . . .

. . . It almost got cast as Will Hunting.

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Harvey Weinstein was going to do a remake of the movie "Brigham Young"...

He kept referring to it as, "bring 'em young"

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Harvey Weinstein just turned himself in to the police station:

Police Chief: "I understand your intentions, but please pull up your pants"...

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Do you know why Harvey Weinstein likes to buy cheap screws?

They are the only things he can get to strip

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Did you know Harvey Dent's a big George Michael fan?

#cos he's got a half face - face - face#

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How do you harvest sugar cane?

With a sugar crane.

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Harvey Weinstein had a dream job.

A weird sexual fantasy one,but a dream nonetheless.

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Harvey Weinstein's career

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Why was the harvester pleaded guilty?

Cause he's a cereal killer.

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Harvey Weinstein Started a Karen O Tribute Band

They call themselves the "No Means Yeahs"

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Was Harvey Weinstein arrested today?

He looked rather tense.

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Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, and all the other people that no one will be hiring should start a band

They could be the next super grope

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Who is Harvey Weinstein's favorite magician?

David Coppafeel

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Harvey

Why does Harvey like twenty eight years olds?
Because there are twenty of them

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What's Harvey Weinstein's favourite type of olive oil?

Extra Virgin.

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Harvey Weinstein

NSFW

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Why did Harvey Weinstein attend the Women's March?

It was a target-rich environment.

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What does Harvey Weinstein call his Glory hole?

A Harvey Wallbanger

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How does Harvey Weinstein log out of his PC?

Ctrl+F then Enter

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What is Harvey Weinstein's favorite sword?

The Rapier.

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Harve Weinstein, Kevin Space and Bill Cosb walked into a bar.

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