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Harvey Weinstein joke with journalists

Journalist: Were those n**... photos of you that the jury looked at?
Harvey Weinstein: No, it was p**... !

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Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history, but I think they're forgetting that h**... is the worst person in history

I mean if he finished what he started, we wouldn't have to deal with Weinstein

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What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?

The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious b**....

How do you harvest crops in the winter?

With an ice sickle

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How many Harvey Weinsteins does it take to change a lightbulb?

That light bulb will change itself right in front of him if she knows what's good for her.

What's harvey price's favourite gas?

Carbon Mongoxide

Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank.

Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.

Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it?

The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."

What do Harvey Weinstein and Macy's have in common?

Little boys pants, half off

What did Harvey Dent do after he got out of prison?

He became a dentist...

Me, I like to harvest grains with a scythe.

Though not many people here like those of us who reap oats.

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I really liked Harvey Weinstein's speech about s**... misconduct

It was very touching

Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice?

The Rapier.

Harvey Weinstein just turned himself in to the police station:

Police Chief: "I understand your intentions, but please pull up your pants"...

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Do you know why Harvey Weinstein likes to buy cheap screws?

They are the only things he can get to s**...

Harvey Weinstein was going to do a remake of the movie "Brigham Young"...

He kept referring to it as, "bring 'em young"

Did you know Harvey Dent's a big George Michael fan?

#cos he's got a half face - face - face#

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What's Harvey Weinstein's favourite type of olive oil?

Extra v**....

Was Harvey Weinstein arrested today?

He looked rather tense.

Harve joke, Was Harvey Weinstein arrested today?

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Harve One Liners

Which harve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harve? I can suggest the ones about environment and march.

  1. Harve Weinstein, Kevin Space and Bill Cosb walked into a bar.
  2. "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..." It's only Harv Price
Harve joke, "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."

Harve joke, "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."