Harv Jokes
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Harvey Weinstein joke with journalists
Journalist: Were those n**... photos of you that the jury looked at?
Harvey Weinstein: No, it was p**... !
How do you tell whether someone went to Harvard?
You don't. They will definitely tell you.
Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history, but I think they're forgetting that h**... is the worst person in history
I mean if he finished what he started, we wouldn't have to deal with Weinstein
What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?
They both got accepted to Yale.
How do you know someone went to Harvard?
They tell you.
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?
Tip him for the pizza.
What do Harvard and a v**... have in common?
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?
The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious b**....
I got into Harvard!!!
I don't know why people say it's tough to do, they don't even lock the doors.
How do you harvest crops in the winter?
With an ice sickle
How many Harvey Weinsteins does it take to change a lightbulb?
That light bulb will change itself right in front of him if she knows what's good for her.
What's harvey price's favourite gas?
Carbon Mongoxide
I just got into Harvard.
I found an open window and just climbed through. You would have thought security would be better here ...
Harvard University accepted my application!
I'm going to be their best janitor!
What do a Harvard student and Yale student have in common?
Both got into Yale.
How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the world around him.
How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
*I'll see myself out*
Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank.
Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.
How do you know if someone went to Harvard?
If they did they would've already told you about it
How do you know someone went to Harvard?
They won't stop talking about how they went to Harvard.
How do you know someone went to Yale?
They won't stop talking about how they got rejected by Harvard.
Harvard University
I guess my dream is finally coming true. Among many people who applied for Harvard University,they chose me to be the janitor.
Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it?
The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."
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Harv One Liners
Which harv one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harv? I can suggest the ones about dent and sale.
- Harve Weinstein, Kevin Space and Bill Cosb walked into a bar.
- "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..." It's only Harv Price