Hart Jokes

Following is our collection of antlers humor and richards one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Hart puns for adults, dirty eminems jokes or clean elk gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Hart

Can a woman make a man a millionaire?

Only if he's a billionaire.

Credits to Kevin Hart

I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall.

I thought of having them.

Nails always come in handy.

What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle?

A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Kevin Hart and his Wife are expecting their first child together

and its already taller than Kevin.


In the new Jumanji movies

It seems that Karen Gillan and Jack Black are stuck between a Rock and a Hart place.

Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight.....

Should be a riot :p

Another knee-slapper by my 8 year old brother.

Which president likes doing laundry?
George WASHING-A-TON.

He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Kevin Hart is so short

He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"

Ricky Nelson would be proud

I had a dream the other night. I was at an Italian restaurant, as I was walking in unnoticed Lou Abbot and Mary Tyler Moore waiting to be seated and Corey Hart was leaving having already ate. I made a gesture and said Hello Mary, Lou, and goodbye Hart.

Iceland is supposed to be cheap

But Joe Hart couldn't save a thing.


Realism

"Children," said the teacher, instructing the class in composition, "you should not attempt any flights of fancy; simply be yourselves and write what is in you. Do not imitate any other person's writings or draw inspiration from outside sources."

As a result of this advice Tommy Wise turned out the following composition: "We should not attempt any flights of fancy, but write what is in us. In me there is my stummick, lungs, hart, liver, two apples, one piece of pie, one stick of lemon candy and my dinner."

Owen Hart was an incredible lover

He went down faster than you can believe.

Being an artist it's not easy...

It's Hart.

Yo if my son comes home & try's to play with my daughters doll house...

I'm going to break it over his head & say n my voice stop that's gay .
- Kevin Hart

I love dark humor...

Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, Chappelle

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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