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One Billion Funny Joke
According to a recent government publication ...
A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.
The Best US president's name starts with T-R-U-M
It's obviously Harry S Truman
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
I only just found out that Harry Truman was a comedian before he became President of the United States.
Apparently he was super successful in the US. But he bombed in Japan.
"A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader." Harry S. Truman
The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: -
Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
What happened to Harry Truman when his wife was on her period?
He got a Red Scare.
Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb.
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