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Harry Potter Spells Jokes

30 harry potter spells jokes and hilarious harry potter spells puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harry potter spells that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Harry Potter Spells Short Jokes

Short harry potter spells jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harry potter spells humour may include short harry potter spell jokes also.

  1. If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 harry potter books, it spells out a secret message HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  2. If you take the first two letters of the title of all the Harry Potter movies, it spells out a secret message # HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
  3. "Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine
  4. why don't women get pregnant in harry potter because they use a spell called fetus deletus
    not my original joke btw i got it from vikkstar123
  5. s**... Ed in Wizard World What spell do use if you need an abortion in Harry's Potters world.
    Fetus Deletus

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Harry Potter Spells One Liners

Which harry potter spells one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harry potter spells? I can suggest the ones about harry potter and magic spell.

  1. Why couldn't harry potter feel the magic? Because he was having a dry spell
  2. Oscar Pistorious That sounds like a spell Harry Potter uses to make your legs fall off
  3. What spell does Harry Potter use to treat a stuffy nose? Expectorant Proboscis!
  4. What spell does Harry Potter use when he gets a girl pregnant? FETUS DELETUS!!
  5. What's a rappers favorite Harry Potter spell? Expecto Petrón
  6. What magic spell does Harry Potter use at the bar? Expecto Patronum
  7. What's the spell on Harry Potter's universe that makes you wet? Emma Wetson
  8. Harry Potter doesn't mind if you pronounce a spell wrong. "PO-TA-TO, PAT-RO-NUM!!!!"
  9. What spell does harry Potter use on halloween? Spoopify
  10. What spell does Harry Potter use for constipation? Expelli-a**...
  11. What's Harry Potters favorite spell at age 75? p**... Erectus
  12. What spell does Harry Potter use for safe s**...? Fetus Deletus

Harry Potter Spells Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about harry potter spells you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harry potter spells pranks.

Call me a nutter, a conspiracy theorist or as mad as a hatter, but did you know that if you take the first two letters from the title of every Harry Potter book, it spells out a secret message?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!