Harrison Jokes

Funniest Harrison Short Jokes

Short harrison jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harrison humour may include short harrison ford jokes also.

1. Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
2. Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft.
3. I asked Rick Harrison for change for a Dollar, He told me that the best he could do is 50 cents and that he is taking all the risks.
4. Rick Harrison was recently made the Pope His office was promptly renamed to the *Pawntificate*
5. Richard 'Old Man' Harrison just passed away Mortician: it's going to cost you $10,000 to put him in a casket.
   Rick: best I can do is $100 cause it's just going to sit there and collect dust.
6. What do you call Harrison Ford shivering in the corner of the Temple of Doom? Indiana Jonesing
7. My friend said no terrible puns could console him after seeing Han Solo get frozen in carbonite. 'Relax,' I told him, 'Harrison thawed'.
8. Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
9. Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people. \- Edward Robert Harrison, *Smithsonian Magazine*, December, 1995.
10. What's the name of the actor who lost his 4th son? R: Harrison Ford
    (where is son four)
    ... Yeah, this was really bad

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Harrison One Liners

Which harrison one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harrison? I can suggest the ones about solo and remake.

1. Who plays Han Solo in the norwegian version of Star Wars? Harrison Fjord!
2. What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!
3. Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!
4. Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
5. Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group. I've never seen Han so low.
6. Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?
7. Old Man Richard Harrison: I want to live till I am 100 Death: Best I can do is 77
8. Harrison Ford just got dumped by his girlfriend... Now he's Hands Solo.
9. [groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord.
10. Harrison Ford has crashed his single seat plane He was flying Solo
11. If Harrison Ford's son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city? Indy-Annapolis
12. My shirt is 40% linen... I guess the other 60% is McCartney, Harrison and Starr.
13. Harrison Ford has this ability called... Affordability. (i see myself out bye)
14. What do you call a party car driven by Harrison Ford? A Ford Fiesta.
15. What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show? A Han Solo performance.

Harrison Ford Jokes

Here is a list of funny harrison ford jokes and even better harrison ford puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call it when Harrison Ford gets heatburn? Indy-gestion
  I'm sorry I'm a little drunk
• Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes? Because he's the Blade Runner.
• Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford returning for "Indiana Jones 5". Punchline coming July 19, 2019.
• What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford
• "This light aircraft can make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?" :Harrison Ford
• Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, "Han hammered first."

Cheerful Fun Harrison Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about harrison you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean feature jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harrison pranks.