Harrison Ford Jokes

Funniest Harrison Ford Short Jokes

Short harrison ford jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harrison ford humour may include short harry jokes also.

1. What do you call Harrison Ford shivering in the corner of the Temple of Doom? Indiana Jonesing
2. Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
3. What's the name of the actor who lost his 4th son? R: Harrison Ford
   (where is son four)
   ... Yeah, this was really bad
4. What do you call it when Harrison Ford gets heatburn? Indy-gestion
   I'm sorry I'm a little drunk
5. Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford returning for "Indiana Jones 5". Punchline coming July 19, 2019.
6. Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, "Han hammered first."
7. Why did Harrison ford c**... his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
8. Hear about Harrison Fords plane c**...? I guess he shouldn't have been.....
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   ( •_•)>⌐■-■
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   Flying solo.
9. What's the difference between a golfer and Harrison Ford? A golfer **wants** to land on the fairway.
10. Why won't prostitutes sleep with Harrison Ford? Because they don't want to be known as a Ford e**....

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Harrison Ford One Liners

Which harrison ford one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harrison ford? I can suggest the ones about tom hanks and darth vader.

1. What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!
2. Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!
3. Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
4. Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group. I've never seen Han so low.
5. Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?
6. Harrison Ford just got dumped by his girlfriend... Now he's Hands Solo.
7. Harrison Ford has crashed his single seat plane He was flying Solo
8. If Harrison Ford's son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city? Indy-Annapolis
9. Harrison Ford has this ability called... Affordability. (i see myself out bye)
10. Why is Harrison Ford a lousy lover? Because he prefers going Hans Solo.
11. What do you call a party car driven by Harrison Ford? A Ford Fiesta.
12. What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show? A Han Solo performance.
13. Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes? Because he's the Blade Runner.
14. What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford
15. "This light aircraft can make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?" :Harrison Ford

Entertaining Harrison Ford Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about harrison ford you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean indiana jones jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harrison ford pranks.