Harriet Jokes
23 harriet jokes and hilarious harriet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harriet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Annie and Dorothy may have their own jokes, but it's time for Harriet to take the stage! Read on for the best of the best Harriet jokes – perfect for a laugh-out-loud good time!
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Funniest Harriet Short Jokes
Short harriet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harriet humour may include short wizard jokes also.
- What's the difference between kurt cobain and Harriet Tubman? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
- TIL Harriet Tubman wasn't a real person. It was just what the slaves shouted to each other on the Underground Railroad, "Hurry it up, man!"
Cr - TIL that Harriet Tubman sought a monthly pension of $25 a month for services in the civil war ,but was only awarded $20. 100+ years later we're still only giving her a $20.
- All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills.
- There are ongoing negotions to replace Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill. I think they're going to compromise by putting her on a $12 bill.
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Harriet One Liners
Which harriet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harriet? I can suggest the ones about harriet tubman and spell.
- Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80
- Harriet Tubman announced as the new face of the 20 Now she's a bill and a token
- How much would a Harriet Tubman dollar bill be? $12
- When Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill, it will lose value... ...because of inflation.
- I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value
- I know what piece of currency Harriet Tubman should be on a .60 cent coin
- Did you guys see the new $12 bill? I can't believe they put Harriet Tubman on it!
Amusing Harriet Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about harriet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marriage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harriet pranks.
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I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill...
They can finally legally own a black person again.
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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the h**...!
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I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill.
It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just s**... that it will only be worth $12.
Spelling bee in heaven.
A married woman named Harriet was very ill and passed away. When she ascended into heaven, an angel was waiting for her. The angel said, "You can be allowed into heaven, if you spell a word for me." Harriet replies, "OK, what's the word?"
"The word is love."
"L-O-V-E, love." Harriet spells.
"Welcome to heaven, but before you go in, can you watch the gate for me? I have to go do something. If someone comes up you know what to do" the angel asks.
"Okay," and the angel flies away. A couple minutes later her husband, Harry, comes to Heaven. Harriet asks him,
"What are you doing here," and he replies,
"I got so lonely back at home, that I decided to kill myself to come here with you." Harriet then says,
"Well, you have to spell a word to pass to heaven." Harry says,
"Okay, what's the word." Harriet says,
"Czechoslovakia."
