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Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
...when he finds a large hole in the ground. The hole seems ridiculously deep, so Harry takes a small rock and throws it down the hole. Then he listens for the sound of the rock hitting the ground below. He doesn't hear anything, so next he tries a larger rock. Still, no sound. He looks around for something larger, and he finds an old railroad tie. He lifts up the railroad tie and chucks it down the hole. Still no sound.
Then out of NOWHERE, Harry sees a goat charging at him full speed from behind. Harry dives out of the way, then watches as the goat charges strait down the hole.
Harry is sitting there, perplexed, when a farmer approaches Harry and asks
Farmer: "Hey son, you haven't seen a goat around here have you?"
Harry: "Actually, Yes I did! It was the strangest thing, a goat just charged me full speed! I was just able to get out of the way. THEN the goat ran strait down that hole over there" as Harry points to the hole.
Farmer: "That's impossible, I tied that goat to a railroad tie"
*dead Sirius*
Because they were only a quideach
Because he catches all the snitches!
Because he didn't expect-no-patrol-man
Running!... JK, Rowling.
There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
Too early?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
*A Vader Cadaver*
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Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
"Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor.
"What happened?" asked Harry
"You ran face first into a wall."
My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia.
My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good.
Unfortunately those bills will only be worth $12 now.
I hear it will only be worth $15.80
and you-know-whodunnit...
Because they're both cauldron
Tom Marvolo
... i can find the door out.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
... His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology?
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
By walking... jk rolling
Diagon alley
They're both cauldron
He made it out of the chamber.
Hit it and quidditch.
Expected petroleum.
By walking.
J.K. Rowling
Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
He slams the Gryffindor.
It's be worth $12
Walking.
J.K Rowling
Quiddichin
I'll see myself out.
Ginny Weasley's emotions.
Expellianus.
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J. K. Rowling
Sirius XM
Walking....
Jk, rolling
Walking...
J.K. Rowling
They never saw him coming.
Expecto Patrona
I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
He didn't want to be an unwanded guest.
A little confused he asked "where am I?"
Doctor: "why you were in a coma and just awoke in this fine hospital"
"Why am I in a muggle Hospital?" he mumbled to himself
slightly hearing him the doctor spoke " Son, Take it easy, you ran face first into a wall and have been in a coma for 8 years"
Dear lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the lord again: please God, make me win the lottery!
The next day Harry begs the lord yet again: please, please dear lord, make me win the lottery!
Then suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy yourself a lottery ticket?
Because it was on his bedroom window
I've never seen Han so low.
Walking.
.......JK, ROLLING!
Spellcheck
Would he be called Harold Spellman?
JK, Rolling
Walking.
JK ROLLINGGG
Sliding.
jk
Rowling.
**They were past their hexpiration date!**
*I'm so sorry. My 8yo kid asked me to make up a joke and it's SO HARD to craft a joke that's kid-appropriate.*
He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him.
Congratulations Harry, his boss said. I just wanted to tell you I've been married for 22 years, and I'm sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life.
But, I'm not getting married until tomorrow, Harry said.
Yeah I know, his boss said.
No ginger kid can have 2 real friend !
When he suddenly felt a strange itch.
This girl...
She had Hogwarts.
He always catches the snitch
He goes Execto petroleum
I think the character of Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
Running!
JK.... Rowling
Walking.
LoL
JK. Rolling.
They're both cauldron
J.k. Rowling
I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed
"Good news is you have 48 hours to live," he said to Harry.
"Bad news is I should have told you on Tuesday.
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