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Harry Potter has way too many characters...
Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
Harry is taking a stroll through the woods....
...when he finds a large hole in the ground. The hole seems ridiculously deep, so Harry takes a small rock and throws it down the hole. Then he listens for the sound of the rock hitting the ground below. He doesn't hear anything, so next he tries a larger rock. Still, no sound. He looks around for something larger, and he finds an old railroad tie. He lifts up the railroad tie and chucks it down the hole. Still no sound.
Then out of NOWHERE, Harry sees a goat charging at him full speed from behind. Harry dives out of the way, then watches as the goat charges strait down the hole.
Harry is sitting there, perplexed, when a farmer approaches Harry and asks
Farmer: "Hey son, you haven't seen a goat around here have you?"
Harry: "Actually, Yes I did! It was the strangest thing, a goat just charged me full speed! I was just able to get out of the way. THEN the goat ran strait down that hole over there" as Harry points to the hole.
Farmer: "That's impossible, I tied that goat to a railroad tie"
So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting
*dead Sirius*
A little Harry Potter humour...
How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?
You-knew-who
Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?
Because they were only a quideach
Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?
Because he catches all the snitches!
Why did Harry Potter get pulled over for speeding?
Because he didn't expect-no-patrol-man
How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?
Running!... JK, Rowling.
Harrison Ford has crashed his single seat plane
He was flying Solo
Harrison Ford has broken his ankle.
There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth
Too early?
Why did Harrison Ford c**... his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker?
Scar Stories.
You think Harry Potter is better than LOTR
Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave...
JK i don't want to offend any fans
How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?
He went flying down the hill. JK, Rowling.
What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?
*A Vader Cadaver*
In Harry Potter, as soon as Harry gets his inheritance money, he starts blowing it on s**... stuff off the trolley
In the wizarding world, I believe they call that "Muggle rich"
Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital.
"Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor.
"What happened?" asked Harry
"You ran face first into a wall."
As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts.
My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia.
My other friend is a hunger games fan, but he's good.
If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you
Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the new $20 bill...
Unfortunately those bills will only be worth $12 now.
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