Hilarious Fun Harpsichord Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
Why couldn't Bach afford a new harpsichord?
He was baroque.
Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?
Because it was baroquen.
I ordered a harpsichord from Amazon and got a piano instead, so I decided to keep the piano.
After all, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
Which President can play the harpsichord?
Baroque Obama.
What's the slang term for a harpsichord?
A baroque man's piano.
Why did J.S. Bach become depressed?
His harpsichord baroque !!
What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?
A silverbach.