Harpsichord Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Harpsichord jokes. Read harpsichord lyre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these harpsichord tchaikovsky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Fun Harpsichord Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

Why couldn't Bach afford a new harpsichord?

He was baroque.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

I ordered a harpsichord from Amazon and got a piano instead, so I decided to keep the piano.

After all, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.

Which President can play the harpsichord?

Baroque Obama.

What's the slang term for a harpsichord?

A baroque man's piano.

Why did J.S. Bach become depressed?

His harpsichord baroque !!

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

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