Harpsichord Jokes
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I ordered a harpsichord from Amazon and got a piano instead, so I decided to keep the piano.
After all, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
Which President can play the harpsichord?
Baroque Obama.
What's the slang term for a harpsichord?
A baroque man's piano.
Why did J.S. Bach become depressed?
His harpsichord baroque !!
What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?
A silverbach.
Music nerd's joke.
Bach (a father of 20) was bragging to Vivaldi (a priest).
Bach: You know, I have 20 children.
Vivaldi: Yeah, I know.
Bach: I've written chorales, oratorios, concertos. I've codified the tonal system. I've invented a way of tuning harpsichords and organs so that they can play in a multitude of keys without having to be retuned between key changes.
Vivaldi: Yeah, I heard.
Well, Johann was going on and on about himself when, suddenly, he fell into a ditch.
Bach: O help me, Antonio, I've fallen into a ditch.
Vivaldi: Did you break anything?
Bach: I don't think so.
Vivaldi: Well then, if it's not Baroque, I'm sure you can Haendel it.
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