Harpoon Jokes
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So I was in the movie theatre...
and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon.
I visited the wailing wall the other day...
standing there like an idiot with my harpoon.
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I wanted to take yo mama out,
but I didn't have a harpoon.
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What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway?
A toddler with a harpoon in it's t**....
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How do you save a baby from drowing in the ocean?
Harpoon it.
Chilli pepper like a harpoon
It hurts a but when it gets in, but the real pain is when it goes out.
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How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
What do standup comedian prostitutes and whalers have in common?
Harpoon
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