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Harpoon Jokes

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Fun-Filled Harpoon Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What is a good harpoon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

So I was in the movie theatre...

and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon.

I visited the wailing wall the other day...

standing there like an idiot with my harpoon.

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I wanted to take yo mama out,

but I didn't have a harpoon.

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What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway?

A toddler with a harpoon in it's t**....

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How do you save a baby from drowing in the ocean?

Harpoon it.

Chilli pepper like a harpoon

It hurts a but when it gets in, but the real pain is when it goes out.

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How do you save a drowning baby?

Harpoon it.

What do standup comedian prostitutes and whalers have in common?

Harpoon

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