harpoon Jokes

funny harpoon pick up lines and hilarious harpoon puns

So I was in the movie theatre...

and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon.

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I went to the cinema to see a really, really sad film.

The guy behind me was just wailing. Half way through, a harpoon hit the back of my head.

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What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a harpoon through her head.

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I wanted to take yo mama out,

but I didn't have a harpoon.

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What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway?

A toddler with a harpoon in it's throat.

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So I'm here at the wailing wall,

like a moron, with my harpoon.

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Chilli pepper like a harpoon

It hurts a but when it gets in, but the real pain is when it goes out.

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How do you save a baby from drowing in the ocean?

Harpoon it.

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Chilli pepper is like a harpoon

It hurts a bit when it gets in, but the real pain is when it gets out

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Movie Theater

I was in a theater last night watching a very sad movie and all the sudden this guy behind me starts whaling and I get hit in the back of the head with a harpoon

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How do you save a drowning baby?

Harpoon it.

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How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall?

He's the guy with the harpoon.

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I recently went to a cinema

so I recently went to a cinema . I was watching a movie and a guy behind me just started whaling !
Then I got hit in the head by a harpoon .

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What do standup comedian prostitutes and whalers have in common?

Harpoon

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What are the best Harpoon puns ?

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