Harpoon Jokes
8 harpoon jokes and hilarious harpoon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harpoon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Harpoon Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What is a good harpoon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So I was in the movie theatre...
and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon.
I visited the wailing wall the other day...
standing there like an idiot with my harpoon.
I went to the cinema to see a really, really sad film.
The guy behind me was just wailing. Half way through, a harpoon hit the back of my head.
So I'm at the wailing wall...
Standing there like a m**..., with my harpoon
I wanted to take yo mama out,
but I didn't have a harpoon.
What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway?
A toddler with a harpoon in it's t**....
So I'm here at the wailing wall,
like a m**..., with my harpoon.
Movie Theater
I was in a theater last night watching a very sad movie and all the sudden this guy behind me starts whaling and I get hit in the back of the head with a harpoon
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