Harpoon Jokes

Following is our collection of beefy humor and launcher one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Harpoon puns for adults, dirty spear jokes or clean eccleston gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Harpoon

So I was in the movie theatre...

and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon.

I went to the cinema to see a really, really sad film.

The guy behind me was just wailing. Half way through, a harpoon hit the back of my head.

I wanted to take yo mama out,

but I didn't have a harpoon.

What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway?

A toddler with a harpoon in it's throat.

So I'm here at the wailing wall,

like a moron, with my harpoon.


Chilli pepper like a harpoon

It hurts a but when it gets in, but the real pain is when it goes out.

Movie Theater

I was in a theater last night watching a very sad movie and all the sudden this guy behind me starts whaling and I get hit in the back of the head with a harpoon

How do you save a baby from drowing in the ocean?

Harpoon it.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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