Harper Jokes

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Funniest Harper Short Jokes

Short harper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harper humour may include short harp jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford? One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines.
2. What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird.
3. In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird.
4. Harper Lee made her own alcohol several decades ago, researchers found out it's called Tequila Mockingbird.
5. What would drunk Harper Lee have titled her Pulitzer Prize-winning novel? Tequila Mockingbird.
6. What was the original title of Herman Melville's book about a white whale before Harper and Bros. published the edited version? Moby Richard.
7. Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles
8. How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get? Nunavut.
9. Good thing Steven Harper lost Hopefully he wont harp-on about his loss...
10. If Canada was a Kingdom, PM Stephen Harper would be a King... ...but Canada is a country.

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Harper One Liners

Which harper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harper? I can suggest the ones about fiddle and guard.

1. Did you know that Harper Lee invented a cocktail? It was the tequila Mockingbird.
2. what does Harper Lee write when she's drunk? Tequila Mockingbird
3. What do you call 2000 of Harper E. Lee's favorite birds? Two kilo-mockingbirds
4. What is Harper Lee's favorite cocktail? Tequila Mockingbird
5. What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird.
6. Cameron, Abbott, and Harper fall off a boat, who survives? The environment!
7. What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada.
8. What did Harper Lee write in Mexico? Tequila Mockingbird
9. What's Harper Lee's favorite liquor? Tequila mockingbird
10. You hear Harper Lee wrote a novel while drunk? Tequila Mockingbird
11. No one thought Harper would be gone but its Trudeau
12. Harper Lee worked as a bartender as a past job. She always served Tequila Mockingbirds.
13. What was Harper Lee's beverage of choice? Tequila Mockingbird
14. What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal? Tequila Mockingbird.
15. Justin Trudeau Is Canada's New Prime Minister Tru, deau I think I liked Harper Better

Harper Lee Jokes

Here is a list of funny harper lee jokes and even better harper lee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything.
• Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird
• What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird.

Fun-Filled Harper Jokes to Boost Your Mood

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