Harper Jokes

Funniest Harper Short Jokes

Short harper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harper humour may include short harp jokes also.

1. What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird.
2. In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird.
3. Harper Lee made her own alcohol several decades ago, researchers found out it's called Tequila Mockingbird.
4. What would drunk Harper Lee have titled her Pulitzer Prize-winning novel? Tequila Mockingbird.
5. What was the original title of Herman Melville's book about a white whale before Harper and Bros. published the edited version? Moby Richard.

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Harper One Liners

Which harper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harper? I can suggest the ones about fiddle and guard.

1. Did you know that Harper Lee invented a cocktail? It was the tequila Mockingbird.
2. Cameron, Abbott, and Harper fall off a boat, who survives? The environment!
3. What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada.
4. No one thought Harper would be gone but its Trudeau
5. Harper Lee worked as a bartender as a past job. She always served Tequila Mockingbirds.
6. Justin Trudeau Is Canada's New Prime Minister Tru, deau I think I liked Harper Better
7. Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles
8. How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get? Nunavut.
9. Good thing Steven Harper lost Hopefully he wont harp-on about his loss...
10. If Canada was a Kingdom, PM Stephen Harper would be a King... ...but Canada is a country.
11. Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything.
12. Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird
13. What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird.

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