The Best 37 Harp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Harp jokes. There are some harp protectors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these harp lute puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Harp Jokes and Puns

Did you know that Harper Lee invented a cocktail?

It was the Tequila Mockingbird.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Why are harps like elderly parents?

Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

Harp joke, Why are harps like elderly parents?

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

My friend said he was a harp..

But he was obviously a lyre.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What was Harper Lee's beverage of choice?

Tequila Mockingbird

Harp joke, What was Harper Lee's beverage of choice?

This girl told me she could sing like a harp

But she turned out to be a lyre.

Why should you never trust harp players?

They're always pulling strings

Why did the harp break up with his girlfriend?

Because she was a lyre.

what does Harper Lee write when she's drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Never trust a harp.

They're all lyres.

A harp seal walks into a bar

Takes a seat at the bar. The bartender asks "what would you like?" The harp seal replies, "anything but a Canadian club."

Harper Lee worked as a bartender as a past job.

She always served Tequila Mockingbirds.

Went to a costume party last night

The host asked what I was supposed to be, so I told him I dressed up as a harp. "But your costume is too small to be a harp," he said.

"Are you calling me a lyre?"

Costume party

Host: What are you?

Me: A harp

Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.

Me: Are you calling me a lyre

Harp joke, Costume party

This Halloween I decided to go as a harp. As I walked into the party, a gentleman asked, "what are you supposed to be?"

"A harp", I replied.
"No, no. You're much too small to be a harp" he protested.
So I asked, "are you calling me a lyre?"

A man walks into a costume party.

Host: What are you?

Man: A harp.

Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp...

Man: Are you calling me a lyre, sir?

What did Harper Lee write in Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp

The host asked me: What are you?

Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.

Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp

Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

What's Harper Lee's favorite liquor?

Tequila mockingbird

I went to a costume party

Host: What are you supposed to be?

Me: I'm a harp!

Host: No Way! Your costume is way to small to be a harp.

Me: Are you calling my a lyre????

Accordion to studies, its very easy to hide musical instruments in every day sentences.

I find that harp to belive though.

Why did the harp punch the mandolin?

It called him a lyre.

I always get interrupted whenever I'm playing the Air Harp

By people asking why I've summoned them over.

Harper Lee made her own alcohol several decades ago, researchers found out it's called

Tequila Mockingbird.

I went to a costume party and the host asked me, "What are you?" I replied, "A harp!" Puzzled, he said, "Your costume's too small to be a harp!"

"Are you calling me a lyre?!"

My harp was getting old and having trouble moving through the house... I got them a zitherframe to help them walk.

At a costume party- Guy: What are you? Girl: I'm a Harp Guy: that looks a little big to be a harp.

Girl: Are you calling me a Lyre?

What do harpists call their groupies?

Harp poon!

My friend called me in a panic and shouted, An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do! Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he's really a big lyre.

My friend called me for help, claiming he had turned into a harp.

I raced over there only to find he was a lyre.

So there's this one kid at a costume party and the host ask what he was dressed up as. The kid told him that he dressed up as a harp, and the host told him that his costume is too small to be a harp.

The kid then said, "Are you calling me a lyre?"

What is Harper Lee's favorite cocktail?

Tequila Mockingbird

Flynn was reminiscing about the first time he took his son Paddy out for a drink

They went to the local pub, which is only two blocks from their home. Flynn got him a Guinness. Paddy didn't like it - so Flynn drank it. Then Flynn got him a Smithwick's, Paddy didn't like it either, so Flynn drank it. It was the same with the Harp and the Murphy's. By the time they got through the Irish whiskey, Flynn could hardly push the stroller back home.

What did cupid play before the harp was invented?

The heart strings

I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party.....

I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party, but my girlfriend thought it was too small. She called me a Lyre.

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