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Harmony Jokes

21 harmony jokes and hilarious harmony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harmony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article celebrates the spirit of harmony through jokes. From Harmony Korine to Broadway bands to historical stories, discover the long-standing tradition of harmony used in comedy. Enjoy the peace of Barbershop Harmony and the lightheartedness of good-natured laughter.

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Funniest Harmony Short Jokes

Short harmony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harmony humour may include short symphony jokes also.

  1. Where does a cowboy go to find love? On Yee-Harmony.
    (C) I tell jokes at work & honestly made this one up, I'm pretty stoked, please share if you liked it!)
  2. Why did the accordion player become a chef? He knew how to whip up a great melody and mix it with harmony.
  3. Why are accordions better than guitars? You can play both melody and harmony at the same time, so you don’t need any friends.
  4. In accordion heaven, everyone plays in perfect harmony. In accordion hell, it’s nothing but chaos and dissonance.
  5. What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common? They are both going to miss every body.
  6. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony... Then everything changed when I dropped my mix tape.
  7. My Doctor's office just called to compliment me on my symmetry and harmony. They say I have an outstanding balance.
  8. So there was this place where people would all come.. In harmony, peace and love, and then tell a joke in that spirit.
    So you are finally here.
    Welcome.
  9. It's weird how people from the ghetto name their kids things they don't have or can't afford. Mercedes, Crystal, Lexus, Diamond, Ruby, Love, Harmony, Hope...
  10. If Fifth Harmony was unable to perform at the nhl All Star... They can still have an option to work from home via satellite.

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Harmony One Liners

Which harmony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harmony? I can suggest the ones about unison and happiness.

  1. What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony
  2. What do you get when you cross an accordion with a cat? A purrfectly harmonious melody.
  3. I hate singers that sing in unison. But I wouldn't harmony.
  4. I've got lots of music puns. But I'm not sure harmony.
  5. What do you call an emo dating site? Me-HARMony
  6. Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm.
  7. Rick and Morty's newest rhythm game has been announced Introducing..
    Dance Harmony
  8. Have you heard that new Ethiopian kids rap group? Skin & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
  9. What do you call a goth a-capella troupe? 'S**e**lf Harmony'

Harmony joke, What do you call a goth a-capella troupe?

Comical Harmony Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about harmony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peace jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harmony pranks.

Psychedelic Harmony..

There I was, in the middle of nowhere.. Not a body for miles around.. As I lay in the silence, I started hearing murmurs; whispers of tales and epics long past.. The silence was talking to me.. I fell into a sweet melancholy.. As I listened to the silence, a calm trance took hold of me, the harmony of nature was filling up my soul.. The flurry of unknown sensations kept stimulating my senses, and I started to wonder how I got here and what was happening to me.. Then it dawned on me,
My brother must have kept the cookies hidden for a reason..

Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order.

But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "

Harmony joke, Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance..