The Best 8 Harmonica Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Harmonica jokes. There are some harmonica sitar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these harmonica orchestra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Harmonica Jokes and Puns

I gave my kid a harmonica for Christmas.

And unfortunately he loves it.

You know, for a song titled, "Piano Man..."

The guy with the harmonica sure won't shut the hell up.

What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone

"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."

what do you call an instrument that blows you?

harmonica lewinsky

My friend asked me why did I choose Harmonica as my musical instrument

I said "I suck half the time so I decided why not"

I'm pretty bad at playing the harmonica

Quite often I blow at it, but sometimes I just plain suck

Why didn't Billy want to toss his little sister in the air?

He didn't want to harmonica!

What do you call a band with a harmonica player and a percussionist?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the harmonica lewinsky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working harmonica violin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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