Harmonica Jokes
5 harmonica jokes and hilarious harmonica puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harmonica that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a smile? Check out these hilarious jokes from a harmonica player's perspective. Get ready to laugh as you compare and contrast the harmonica with the piano, saxophone, and accordion.
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Ridiculous Harmonica Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good harmonica joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The guy at my local music shop asked me why I'm always coming in to buy new harmonicas
I told him "I blow right through them"
Talented Octopus
A man walks into a bar with and octopus under his arms. He then stands up on the bar and shouts for everyone inside to hear. "I will bet anyone here 200 dollars that this octopus can play any instrument you give it". Everyone is a buzz and the bartender hands him a guitar that was hanging on the wall. The Octopus takes the guitar and strums on it with great enthusiasm and plays a beautiful arrangement. Another man pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and again, the octopus plays it superbly. A jazz band hands him all of there instruments and the octopus plays them all with amazing skill. Then, a Scottish man wearing a kilt comes up to the octopus and hands it his bagpipes. The octopus, looks at it confusingly then begins to fumble with the instrument. "Ay, you can't play er, can ye" The Scotsman says with a thick accent. The octopus responds "Play her? I'm going to screw her as soon as I get these pajamas off"
I gave my kid a harmonica for Christmas.
And unfortunately he loves it.
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You know, for a song titled, "Piano Man..."
The guy with the harmonica sure won't shut the h**... up.
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
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