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Harley Quinn Jokes

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Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank.

"Now, remember the plan," Ivy tells Harley.
"Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car.
Time passes. Five minutes...ten...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen...
Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all t**... in rope. Behing her, the guard comes running out with his pants down.
Ivy groans. "Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe!

What happens when Batman is fighting Harley Quinn?

The dark knight rises.

If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.

The name is Joaquin.

What does Harley Quinn call her lover in bed?

The Choker

Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn...

A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys

I understand why joker likes harley quinn

If he gives her a flower, she becomes a squirter

Why can't b**... cosplay as Harley Quinn

Because then they would be African Ameriquinn

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