Harley Jokes
52 harley jokes and hilarious harley puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harley that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you a Harley Davidson fan or looking for something to make you roar with laughter? Check out this collection of Harley jokes that are sure to bring a smile to any Harley enthusiast. These jokes will be a hit at any biker gathering, Harley Quinn Halloween party or just for adding a bit of amusement to your day. So get ready to enjoy some laughs and explore the materialistic side of the Harley name.
Funniest Harley Short Jokes
Short harley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harley humour may include short materialistic jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag.
- If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley. That way he could introduce himself, I'm Harley, David's son.
- What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner? The Harley holds the dirtbag on the outside.
- what's the difference between a Harley-Davidson and a Hoover vacuum? On the Hoover the Dirtbag is on the inside.
- Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys
- What do you call a Harley-Davidson manufactured overseas because of tariffs? A Smoot-Hawley Davidson!
- Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home.
- I understand why joker likes harley quinn If he gives her a flower, she becomes a squirter
- Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag. - Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
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Harley One Liners
Which harley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harley? I can suggest the ones about bike and motorbike.
- I got a Harley for my wife Pretty good trade if you ask me
- What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes? He rides his Harley.
- What happens when Batman is fighting Harley Quinn? The dark knight rises.
- What do you call a bard on a Harley? A Minstral Cycle.
- What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson? I'm BONE to be wild!
- If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son. The name is Joaquin.
- What does Harley Quinn call her lover in bed? The Choker
- I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts.
- Harley The quickest way to turn gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower
- What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle? Bob Harley
- Harley Davidson came out with a harvesting tool. They call it a motorsickle.
- Why couldn't the Harley Davidson be bothered to go up the hill? It was two tyred.
- Harley versus Superman.
- What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like? Shroom, shroom. shroom
- David Harley's father... Harley Davidson
Harley Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny harley name jokes and even better harley name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My name is Harley and my father's name is David. When I meet people that know my father, I'll say "Hi, I'm Harley. David's son."
- Have you every rode a harley? Want to?
(Cheesy pickup line if your name is.. Harley)
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Harley Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about harley you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ride jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harley pranks.
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Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank.
"Now, remember the plan," Ivy tells Harley.
"Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car.
Time passes. Five minutes...ten...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen...
Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all t**... in rope. Behing her, the guard comes running out with his pants down.
Ivy groans. "Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe!
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So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like.
r**... r**... r**... r**... r**... r**... r**...
This guy walks out of the bathroom when...
This guy walks out of the bathroom when a woman says, "Excuse me sir, but your garage door is open."
The guy then replies, "Oh, really? Did you see my Harley?"
She says back, "No, just a small bike, with two flat tires."
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An older woman's husband dies during a b**... session.
She decides to do something crazy with her life, and buys a Harley, gets a few tattoos, and goes out in search of the h**...'s Angels.
When she finds them they give her an initiation test.
"You ever killed a man?" They ask.
"Yep" she says. "Killed my husband."
"You ever steal anything?" They ask.
"Oh all the time." She replies.
"You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"Sure have, and strung up by my n**...".
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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
Where you place the dirtbag
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What did joker say when harley requested for s**...?
You wouldn't get it
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a guy who rides a Harley?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirtbag.
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Why don't Harley riders wear helmets?
If you spent $30,000 on a bike and $10,000 on apparel and people still thought you were a dweeb you would be suicidal too!
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A Jumper
On January 9 a group of Pekin IL , bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
The Harley leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit s**...," she says.
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing s**...?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
Harley Morenstein has teamed up with a top Hollywood producer to create an Epic Meal Time spin off...
Introducing... Harvey Weinstein, in... Epic Feel time!
'I'd love to go home with you tonight, but I'm on my menstrual cycle"
That's OK, I'll follow you on my Harley!
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Bear and rabbit get wishes
Bear and rabbit were just walking through the forest, as a fairy apearred. it granted both 3 wishes.
bears first wish was, to make every bear girl in this forest like only him. the rabbit on the other hand just wanted a very fast harley.
second wish from bear was that every bear g**... the whole planet should only like him. the rabbit wanted a helmet with ear holes.
as for the last wish the bear wanted every bear on earth to be female and to like him.
the rabbit had other plans though. he had put on his helmet, sat on his bike, started the engine and yelled as he was driving away: "I want the bear to be gay!".
