Harley Davidson Jokes
20 harley davidson jokes and hilarious harley davidson puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harley davidson that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Harley Davidson Short Jokes
Short harley davidson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harley davidson humour may include short motorcycle jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag.
- What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner? The Harley holds the dirtbag on the outside.
- what's the difference between a Harley-Davidson and a Hoover vacuum? On the Hoover the Dirtbag is on the inside.
- What do you call a Harley-Davidson manufactured overseas because of tariffs? A Smoot-Hawley Davidson!
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Harley Davidson One Liners
Which harley davidson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harley davidson? I can suggest the ones about riding motorcycle and motorbike.
- What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson? I'm BONE to be wild!
- I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts.
- Harley Davidson came out with a harvesting tool. They call it a motorsickle.
- Why couldn't the Harley Davidson be bothered to go up the hill? It was two tyred.
- David Harley's father... Harley Davidson
Unearthly Funniest Harley Davidson Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about harley davidson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bikers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harley davidson pranks.
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So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like.
r**... r**... r**... r**... r**... r**... r**...
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What is the resemblance between Harley-Davidsons and their owners?
They both can't get it up.
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Harley Davidson creator dies and meets God
The Creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks him, "why would you create something like a Harley?? They're loud, unreliable, slow, never on time, and expensive. I'm going to have to take you to God to make the decision." So he takes him to God and God asks him the same question, the Harley creator's response was "well why did you create women? They're loud, unreliable, slow, never on time and expensive." God then pulls out a calculator and proceeds to punch in some numbers and responds, "just did the numbers and way more people are riding my creation."
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A driver is stopped by the police...
...and the officer asks whether he's drunk or took any drugs. The driver denies but the policeman wants to investigate further and starts asking questions:
Officer: "You see two lights in the distance, what's that?"
Man: "A car, of course"
Officer: "yeah, but what car? A Mercedes, a BMW, an Audi, ...?"
Man: "How am I supposed to know?"
Officer: "Ok, different question: you see one light in the distance, what's that?"
Man: "a motorcycle!"
Officer: "yeah, but what motorcycle? A Harley Davidson, a Kawasaki, ...?"
The man is fed up so he answers:
"Let me ask you something first: you see a half n**... women standing next to the street, what's that?"
Officer: "a h**...!"
Man: "yeah, but what h**...? Your mother, your sister, your wife?"
HARLEY DAVIDSON MEETS GOD
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
God's Flawed Design
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."