The Best 9 Harley Davidson Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Harley Davidson jokes. There are some harley davidson rode jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these harley davidson triumph puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Harley Davidson Jokes and Puns

So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

Placement of the dirt bag.

Harley Davidson joke, What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle...

But I can't afford all the shirts.

What's the Difference between a Harley Davidson Motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum?

The Hoover vacuum only carries one dirt bag.


What is the resemblance between Harley-Davidsons and their owners?

They both can't get it up.

What do you call a Harley-Davidson manufactured overseas because of tariffs?

A Smoot-Hawley Davidson!

Harley Davidson joke, What do you call a Harley-Davidson manufactured overseas because of tariffs?

Harley Davidson came out with a harvesting tool.

They call it a motorsickle.

Why couldn't the Harley Davidson be bothered to go up the hill?

It was two tyred.

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