The Best 20 Harlem Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Harlem jokes. There are some harlem transportation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these harlem brooklyn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Harlem Jokes and Puns
How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place.
So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.
Happy Father's Day
or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem.
What's the most positive thing in Harlem?
HIV.
What do you call a globtrotter after you put him in a blender?
A Harlem shake.
If you ever find yourself having a problem in Harlem
Find a group of guys and look at them for a few minutes. They will then ask you what your problem is..
Why did the old lady keep crossing the street?
She was in Harlem.
The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video
is Michael J. Fox.
What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?
The Harlem Shake
If you watch Harlem Shake backwards..
If you watch Harlem Shake backwards, its about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
What do you call a person from NY that is having an epileptic seizure ?
A Harlem Shake.
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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?
Harlem Shake.
Why did they plant trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
What is the most awkward day in Harlem?
Father's Day
Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin got it on in Spanish Harlem. As a result, Aretha gave birth to twin girls on the longest day of the year. What did they call them?
Solsticetas
Old/new joke about Negroes
What do you call a traffic jam in Harlem? A blood clot.
Where do you go to fix it? Statin Island
Can you believe the fight between the Harlem Globetrotters and the Convicted Murderers hasn't started yet...?
They're still weighing up the pros and cons
Remember the Harlem Shake? What a ridiculous dance.
I remember when the Harlem Shake was a black fella holding me upside down off of a fire escape trying to collect his money.
How do they chop firewood in Harlem?
With an ask.
Why do Harlem trials never result in a conviction?
Because they always end up with a hung jury.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the harlem nyc jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working harlem birch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.