Harlem Jokes

Funniest Harlem Short Jokes

Short harlem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harlem humour may include short transportation jokes also.

1. My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.
2. If you ever find yourself having a problem in Harlem Find a group of guys and look at them for a few minutes. They will then ask you what your problem is..
3. If you watch Harlem Shake backwards.. If you watch Harlem Shake backwards, its about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
4. Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin got it on in Spanish Harlem. As a result, Aretha gave birth to twin girls on the longest day of the year. What did they call them? Solsticetas
5. Can you believe the fight between the Harlem Globetrotters and the Convicted Murderers hasn't started yet...? They're still weighing up the pros and cons
6. Why do Harlem trials never result in a conviction? Because they always end up with a hung jury.

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Harlem One Liners

Which harlem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with harlem? I can suggest the ones about birch and spruce.

1. Happy Father's Day or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem.
2. Why did the old lady keep crossing the street? She was in Harlem.
3. The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox.
4. What do you call a person from NY that is having an epileptic seizure ? A Harlem Shake.
5. What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake.
6. What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? The Harlem Shake
7. Why did they plant trees in Harlem? Public transportation.
8. What is the most awkward day in Harlem? Father's Day
9. How do they chop firewood in Harlem? With an ask.
10. i bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!
11. How did they fix the transportation problem in Harlem?
12. A blind Asian woman gets lost in Harlem at night
13. With what name should the movie 'Life of Pi' be screened in Harlem? Life of Popeye (s)
14. How do you improve the transportation system in Harlem? Plant the trees closer together!
15. What's the most positive thing in Harlem? h**....

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What funny jokes about harlem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean queen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harlem pranks.